Top Ten Ways to Annoy a NASCAR Driver

[Queen Prawn]

10. Repeatedly ask “How hard could it be to drive in circles all day? My pet hamster could do that.”

 

9. As he’s about to walk out the door to do an interview, “You know buddy, that fire suit sure isn’t very flattering. It kinda makes you look fat.”

 

8. When he wins a race, don’t meet him in victory lane. Encourage the rest of the crew to do the same.

 

7. Refuse to put the steering wheel in the car at the beginning of the race until he kisses your cheek and calls you sugar button.

 

6. While he’s napping in the hauler during a rain delay, paint his finger nails a lovely shade of pink or purple.

 

5. Sing the Hamster Dance song continually over the radio throughout the entire race.

 

4. “Accidentally” include the driver’s personal cell phone number in a letter that goes out to all the members of their fan club.

 

3. Every time he does an interview stand behind him and continually mimic him until he loses his concentration.

 

2. Slid your cell phone in the pocket of his uniform. Make sure the phone in on vibrate. Then repeatedly call the phone each time he attempts to pass a car.

 

1. Change the pit stall location with other teams for every pit stop during the race.

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5, 2 and 1 are my favorites.

[WilliamTell]

lol I remember hamsterdance.com, wow that was a long time ago.

[Rex Kickass]

Thats hampsterdance.com thanks.

[The Ginger Kid]

Have you ever listened to this NASCAR survey prank call?

 

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis-nascar.mp3

[Texsox]

Queen, why isn't this in the sports bar?

[Goldmember]

7.  Refuse to put the steering wheel in the car at the beginning of the race until he kisses your cheek and calls you sugar button.

5.  Sing the Hamster Dance song continually over the radio throughout the entire race.

2. Slid your cell phone in the pocket of his uniform.  Make sure the phone in on vibrate.  Then repeatedly call the phone each time he attempts to pass a car.

1.  Change the pit stall location with other teams for every pit stop during the race.

 

for some (prolly sick) reason i can imagine a crew chief doing number seven...

[Queen Prawn]

for some (prolly sick) reason i can imagine a crew chief doing number seven...

 

After listening to an interview with Burton's crew cheif and reading posts from one of th pit crew on another site, I can REALLY see them doing that to him!

 

[WilliamTell]

Thats hampsterdance.com thanks.

 

 

It's both, they both worked.......

Edited September 3, 2005 by WilliamTell