JoshPR Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 08:11 PM) BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 BMAC suddenly developes a left breast . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misplaced_Sox Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(TheBigHurt @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 07:21 PM) "Look mom I crapped an Indian...... smells about right" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) His number is 333, do they do that over in japan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelinman89 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) here are a couple more Edited September 6, 2005 by travelinman89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 "Reverse that bogus call, cholo, or I kiss you smack dab on the lips right here and now." "No really, none of the guys in my ‘hood in Scottsdale do high fives. Come on, Jermaine, just try it this way one time." "Sure, I’ve got my cup on. But when my feet hit the ground, you better be running back to the dugout like your life depends on it. Oh, and by the way – I'm tight with our pitcher, so next at bat, I suggest you cinch it up and hunker down." Washed out of Sumo wrestling as “just too small”, new Yomiuri Giants pitcher has his sights set on a new sport. Most glaring weakness so far – difficulty covering first base on grounders. "Cooties? Nah, I don’t believe in cooties. That might be a pterodactyl bite, though" AND FINALLY: ANY current pic of Brandon McCarthy could take a standard caption: Will Work For Food. That young man needs a major league nutrition program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 04:40 PM) I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy... "I'm pretty FLY for a WHITE GUY....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Former Red Sox reliever, current Yomuri Giant, Rich Garces shows that he still has the form that made him a spot reliever in the major leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 05:40 PM) I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy... "LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!1 A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!" Edited September 6, 2005 by Felix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtlak history! I think it's close to that already. Anyways........... QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) "Is that his number or his waist line measurement?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtalk history! I think it's close to that already. Anyways........... QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) "Is that his number or his waist line measurement?" Edited September 6, 2005 by TheBigHurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(TheBigHurt @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 02:49 PM) Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtalk history! I think it's close to that already. Anyways........... Far from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 Well thanks for teh support, Kalapse. >_> Contribute a little, perhaps......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 "Everybody who thinks they're getting resigned next year, raise your right hand. Ouch, sorry Paulie. . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Und now. . . vee DANCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 04:06 PM) Und now. . . vee DANCE! LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 "Look at the size of that scar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) "the smell was just too much for white sox players AJ Pierzynski and Scott Podsednik" Edited September 6, 2005 by Reddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the People's Champ Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 05:40 PM) I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip' A.J.: Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina. PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(the People's Champ @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 04:42 PM) Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip' A.J.: Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina. PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!?? Long day or something, because that made me laugh really hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzie Montana Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 OMG LMAO!!! This is a very entertaining thread. Keep it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 QUOTE(the People's Champ @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 04:42 PM) Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip' A.J.: Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina. PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!?? f***ing hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 05:11 PM) The jersey name says all that needs to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 He clicked his ruby red slippers 3 times but instead of home he wound up at 2nd base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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