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QUOTE(Pierzynski 12 @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 08:55 PM)
Patriots aren't getting screwed.I want their asses out!!!

 

To clear the road for a Colts Super Bowl?

 

I think a Broncos-Colts matchup would be fun....need to take car of Pitt first, of course.

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What about that call...

 

The announcers are swearing up and down that Bailey wasn't cocksure about the td, just running out of gas. Bs, if Ben Watson catches Champ Bailey, Champ Bailey isn't trying hard enough.

 

I'm a huge fan of Bailey, but they sound like idiots making excuses for him.

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Here's the lyrics....heh

 

[spoken]

Hi, I'm Hunter Smith, punter for the Indianapolis Colts. Most of you don't know who I am, mostly because, well, I don't play a whole lot. That is, I don't punt much. But I do hold for the most accurate kicker in NFL history. And this is my story.

 

[singing]

Mr. Polian had brought me here when I was 21;

at the time, he did not realize what he had done.

He thought he picked a punter, but he'd gotten so much less;

he used a draft pick on a holder, and a cheerleader at best.

 

I found playing against the Texans gives me a jealousy attack,

because they'd punt almost as much as ol' David Carr gets sacked.

But our O-line is mean, Peyton's pants are clean, and I'd rather have the victory,

cause I'm the most accurate holder in football history.

 

Cause I work on Sundays, and I am full of Mondays,

people see my job and they say, only in the USA.

I'm a paycheck stealer and a field goal dealer

but don't forget to call me by my name.

I'm the most accurate holder to ever play the game.

 

Sometimes me and all the football team's like being in a band.

And I'm more like a drummer, cause I never get to stand.

But an extra point without me might bring a fan to tears

cause I'm the most accurate holder to look at Justin's rear.

 

Ol' Vandy likes to say that he's the greatest in the game,

well I might be the greatest too, if I ever got to play.

And I thought about getting an earring, and some frosty tips like him,

but I'll just stay brown and then kneel down, and hold the ball again.

 

Because I work on Sundays, and I am full of Mondays,

people see my job and they say, only in the USA.

I'm a paycheck stealer and a field goal dealer

but don't forget to call me by my name.

I'm the most accurate holder to ever play the game.

 

Fame and fortune's hard to handle, but I wouldn't know at all.

Just say my name to Jim Irsay , he'll ask "He's still playin' ball?"

I just hand the guys their Gatorade, that's all you might see.

Cause I'm the most accurate holder, to ever take a knee.

 

Never been over to Hawai'i, and I've never been all-pro.

I've never had enough punts to qualify for the pro bowl.

But there's a bowl that's bigger and I figure that'll do,

and I'll just keep holding for that day, until we see it through.

 

And I work on Sundays, and I am full of Mondays,

people see my job and they say, only in the USA.

I'm a paycheck stealer and a field goal dealer

but don't forget to call me by my name.

I'm the most accurate holder to ever play the game.

 

I'm the most accurate holder to ever play the fame.

 

Words and guitar by Hunter Smith.

 

http://www.bobandtom.com/av/Hunter_The_Punter.mp3

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QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 10:44 PM)
What about that call...

 

The announcers are swearing up and down that Bailey wasn't cocksure about the td, just running out of gas.  Bs, if Ben Watson catches Champ Bailey, Champ Bailey isn't trying hard enough.

 

I'm a huge fan of Bailey, but they sound like idiots making excuses for him.

 

:huh:

 

I heard otherwise. It was obvious he was showboatin'. I'm pretty sure they said the same.

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