Texsox Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Nothing like opening the mail to A warrant for your arrest has been issued by the Municipal Court for the following violation (s): Oops. And it was dated on my birthday. That was such a great day for me. Off to see the Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 What did you do now?! Seriously, I hope everything gets cleared up for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 ...good...lord... I guess it isn't so bad if they thought to mail you the warrant instead of sending people to bust down your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 Speeding in a construction zone. I wonder if I bring my laptop if I can post from jail? Do they have broadband? I need to pay the fine, but first I need to negoatiate. My understanding is, I would need to get pulled over for something else for anything to happen, but still, I think today would be a great day to take care of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Hmmm, being in the line of work that is effected by speeding in construction zones...how do I react to this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 12:37 PM) Hmmm, being in the line of work that is effected by speeding in construction zones...how do I react to this... Saturday 6:30 PM, no barricades, no workers, one sign in a merge area. I would never knowingly speed in a construction zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) Saturday 6:30 PM, no barricades, no workers, one sign in a merge area. I would never knowingly speed in a construction zone. Ah, yeah, I've ripped through those areas for years. Good luck to you and damn the torpedo's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Maybe, JUST MAYBE, your prison ID number will be higher than SS2K5's post count....naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, COULDN'T be......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 reckless posting no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mplssoxfan Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Talk to the county, get it knocked down abit if you can, and pay it! You don't want it hanging over your head. Trust me, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 I am working the community service angle. I am writing a little note to the Judge and request I be assigned Boy Scouts as my project. I already volunteer about 50 hours a month, what's a few more? My backup plan is working as a moderator on a sports related message board, I don't think she's going to go for it. Until they accept, I am still a fugitive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) I am working the community service angle. I am writing a little note to the Judge and request I be assigned Boy Scouts as my project. I already volunteer about 50 hours a month, what's a few more? My backup plan is working as a moderator on a sports related message board, I don't think she's going to go for it. Until they accept, I am still a fugitive [dials Texas State Police along with IP information, hoping for reward] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 psst...Tex...the pink elephant rides the grey goose in the brown chicken saddle bag at 5PM on the eve of the wedded hogwinkle. Stay low man...stay low... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 This board is housing a fugitive. Isn't that a federal offense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 I have a one month extension, pending the Judge's decision. I'm contacting Random House about my book Hiding from the Law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 05:02 PM) Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) Just admit what you're thinking Tex. Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics. Now that you mention it he was able to get that drunk driving off his record, he could have done it. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 It's nice that one of the funniest threads since the McDonaldland thread is at Tex's expense. Thanks for the human error man, it seems to have brightened many people's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 I was laughing a little too loud at Nuke's post and my wife came in to see what was so funny. She is mortified I would share that wth y'all. She asked if there were any secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 02:41 AM) I was laughing a little too loud at Nuke's post and my wife came in to see what was so funny. She is mortified I would share that wth y'all. She asked if there were any secrets. Ummmmm, NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) Ummmmm, NO! Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 05:19 AM) Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried. Maybe. I used it on another board, because someone was being a chicken s*** and I was mocking them. Then I thought, gee, I should use it on soxtalk too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 12:19 AM) Is that Subservient Chicken in your Av, Kap?" If so, I'm simultaneously impressed and very very worried. Is that a subliminal message for me and my newfound life of crime? Perhaps you are thinking that is my future, to be a subervient chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 12:17 PM) Is that a subliminal message for me and my newfound life of crime? Perhaps you are thinking that is my future, to be a subervient chicken? Aren't you already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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