knightni Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede scoffs at your transvestite implications while screwing your wife in the ass. It's truly a beautiful sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 11:27 AM) The Rally Crede scoffs at your transvestite implications while screwing your wife in the ass. It's truly a beautiful sight. The Rally Crede sincerely hopes someone with the handle "knightni" recognizes appreciates that lumberjack aspect of the Rally Crede mythology. Edited October 20, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 12:36 PM) The Rally Crede sincerely hopes someone with the handle "knightni" recognizes appreciates that lumberjack aspect of the Rally Crede mythology. The Rally Crede knows your thoughts FlaSoxxJim. He told me so. Ya, "The Lumberjack Song" segues into: "Puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 11:38 AM) The Rally Crede knows your thoughts FlaSoxxJim. He told me so. Ya, "The Lumberjack Song" segues into: "Puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.". The Rally Crede is not averse to a little cross dressing now and again. Frankly, he makes me want to be a better woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede never thought he could shoot down a German plane, but last year he proved himself wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede's official mascots are Ribbie AND Rubarb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Rally Crede means never having to say I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede plans on attending QPs wedding. He's the one bringing the roaster to the reception...the roaster that roasts cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) The Rally Crede plans on attending QPs wedding. He's the one bringing the roaster to the reception...the roaster that roasts cats. And legions of hamsters are forever grateful to the Rally Crede. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede knows both the meaning of life and the world's best apple pie recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Did I ever tell you about the time Rally Crede went hunting? The Rally Crede decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede once survived for 23 days by eating the bone marrow of the foes he vanquished in battle. Not because he had to, just because he wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Rally Crede's mom was an astronaut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Rally Crede cured Polio, Lyme Disease, and Rabies all in one afternoon--and still had time for a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this ten foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Crede! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me Boooo. That one doesn't have all the magical powers in it. I can just tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me Get rid of that imposter, it might fight the rally crede's magical powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me Removing his hair lessens his powers!! Are you mad?!? Edited October 20, 2005 by RibbieRubarb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me it sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 the Rally Crede can program a vcr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 06:32 PM) the Rally Crede can program a vcr He can make the clock stop blinking 12:00 . . . 12:00 . . . 12:00 too! Edited October 21, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 When a woman says, you *know* why I'm upset, the Rally Crede knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede finds the G spot every time . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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