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QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 01:27 AM)
Rally Crede might kill you for messing with the Avy.

Are you kidding? The Rally Crede and The Rally Chomsky are best friends forever. They sit around drinking keg after keg and discussing current topics in linguistics.

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John Cougar Mellancamp did not write "Roody Toot Toot". The Rally Crede did.

 

Rooty Toot Toot

-The Rally Crede

 

Got my hands on a little bit of dough

So I went to the grocery store

And got some steaks to go

went by and picked up my gal, Teddi Jo

We had ourselves a picnic

Beside a dirt road

Rooty toot toot

Rooty toot toot

We had it made in the shade

Like a ball through the hoop

Spinnin' and tumblin' inside this hoola hoop

Livin' and learnin'

Rooty toot toot

We laid out a blanket

And started a fire

Had the radio playin'

From inside the car

I took off my shirt and kicked off my shoes

She read the paper

And told me the news

She said, there's a lot of people out there

Who are at the end of their rope

Sometimes baby

You've got to lay low

Chorus

We stayed there all day

We both got us some real good suntans

I thought that was ok

Sometimes life can be so grand

We were gettin' ready

To shake out of that place

When the Illinois state trooper

Got in my face

He said, You're on private property

But once he cooled down he was ok

Sometimes you're golden, man

That's all I got to say

Chorus

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QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 03:48 PM)
The Rally Crede sleeps eight hours a night!!! ........ well, ok, he was pretty normal when it came to that.

 

so..

 

They use The Rally Crede's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at The Cell!

Be original.

 

Forget Bill Brasky.

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"It just dawned on me! The scroll of Rally Crede isn't about baseball but about a hitter's ultimate ideal. The hitter's first achievement is the unity of man and bat. Once this unity is attained, even a blade of grass can be used as a bat. The second achievement is when the bat exists in one's heart when absent from one's hand. One can strike an enemy pitch at 100 paces off the outside corner, even with bare hands. A hitter's ultimate achievement is the absence of the bat in both hand and heart. The hitter is at peace with the rest of the world. The Rally Crede realizes he has much to teach his young retainers"























p.s. I haven't had enough sleep
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QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 01:49 PM)
Be original.

 

Forget Bill Brasky.

QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:50 PM)
I once saw the Rally Crede scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 03:49 PM)
The Rally Crede has a human skull as its belt buckle.

 

 

I will if you will. :rolly

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QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 02:43 PM)
Yes, but I only used it twice.

 

I made up the rest.

 

You, on the other hand, keep repeating stuff that people posted already.

 

A.I haven't repeated

B.I've posted tons of orginal stuff

C.Who cares?!?

 

:sleep

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The Rally Crede is angered by the anger directed at each other within his thread. The Rally Crede really meant it when he gave us that new commandment telling us to "Love one another".

 

The Rally Crede does not wish for wars to be fought in his name.

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QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 07:01 PM)
Yea. Behold, it came to pass that the promise that The Rally Crede gave to White Sox fans was fulfilled. And The Rally Crede sat upon his throne and smiled.

 

... and it was good.

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