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Some things you didn't know about The Rally Crede:

 

I went camping with The Rally Crede. So, I'm in the pickup with The Rally Crede and a live deer! Well, Rally Crede, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Rally Crede! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "RallyCrede!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi!

 

To THE RALLY CREDE!!! :cheers

 

 

 

Share your Rally Crede tales!!

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She was a fast machine

She kept her motor clean

She was the best damn woman I had ever seen

She had the sightless eyes

Telling me no lies

Knockin' me out with those American thighs

Taking more than her share

Had me fighting for air

She told me to come but I was already there

 

'Cause the walls start shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you -

 

Shook me all night long

 

Working double time

On the seduction line

She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine

She wanted no applause

Just another course

Made a meal out of me and came back for more

Had to cool me down

To take another round

Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

 

'Cause the walls were shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you -

 

Shook me all night long

 

I was scared, I didn't think I could continue, the Rally Crede appeared on the headboard, gave me a wink, played his symbols 4 times, one for each victory in the WS, and I was ready to come back for more.

 

Thank you Rally Crede.

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I remember one time The Rally Crede took his family to Sea World… they were watching Shamu the whale when Rally Crede got splashed! So he yells, "I'm the Rally Crede and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Rally Crede didn't step in there and finish the show!

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"He once inhaled a seagull."

 

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

 

"It was the sight of Rally Crede's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

 

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

 

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

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QUOTE(rangercal @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:33 PM)
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What if it were Rally crede  going up against Hurricane rally crede?

 

I'm starting to come back down to earth a little bit, but definitely on Monday and Tuesday, I was like Da Bears guys w/ the Sox. I was just sitting in class..."White Sox. White Sox. White Sox..."

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