southsider2k5 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 If the Rally Crede were really a Soxtalk member, he would have 1,000,000 posts, and none of them would be spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 07:59 PM) If the Rally Crede were really a Soxtalk member, he would have 1,000,000 posts, and none of them would be spam. Only you would come up with that, spammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 The Rally Crede once ate an entire cake at a bachelor party before we could tell him there was a stripper inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 03:02 PM) The Rally Crede once ate an entire cake at a bachelor party before we could tell him there was a stripper inside! And then the Rally Crede crapped her out whole, without pinching it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 08:04 PM) And then the Rally Crede crapped her out whole, without pinching it off. And what a BEAUTIFUL turd she was. Edited October 19, 2005 by kapkomet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:04 PM) And then the Rally Crede crapped her out whole, without pinching it off. The Rally Crede's poop is the official currency of Argentina Edited October 19, 2005 by RibbieRubarb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Rally Crede farts Chanel No. 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 The Rally Crede's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I once saw the Rally Crede scissor kick Angela Lansbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 The Rally Crede knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, but he ain't telling. The Rally Crede is a Texan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 The Rally Crede has a human skull as its belt buckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 When God makes love, he cries out "Oh, My Rally Crede!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) The Rally Crede drove a busload of nuns to a Chippendales show, and they loved it! Edited October 19, 2005 by knightni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede made the Eiffel Tower out of bronze and iron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede invented ice cream, rock and roll, and flavored condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede isn't interested in Sex, Lies, or Politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede put the smile on the Mona Lisa's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I hear the Rally Crede choked Linda Lovelace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 09:58 PM) The Rally Crede isn't interested in Sex, Lies, or Politics. Not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnySoxFan Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede invented a perpetual motion machine. But he's not telling how he did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede went back in time and had sex with Joe Crede's mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 04:48 PM) The Rally Crede knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, but he ain't telling. The Rally Crede is a Texan. And not one of those fake Texans who just moved down there. He was born on the Brazos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede built the Pyramids and Stonehenge. He knows what happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses. The Rally Crede *has* found what he's looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede wrote the great American novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 The Rally Crede cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts