southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede calls his mom... Daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) And the Rally Crede always calls the morning after. Edited October 21, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that's Daley, damn Indiana boy can't spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 11:17 AM) And the Rally Crede always calls the morning after. I tried calling but you gave me the wrong number . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede's favorite drink is a shot of bourbon with a human hair in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede created the Flying Spaghetti Monster and blessed his noodley appendage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede kills ninjas all of the time, and doesn't even think twice about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede believes in Santa Claus and wants to put him in Pornos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede sleeps 8 hours a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede once climbed Mt. Everest just to get a better TV signal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) The Rally Crede once climbed Mt. Everest just to get a better TV signal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede has powers, man! What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes. And the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede makes Faberge' Eggs into delicious western omelets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede has a theme song Who can turn the world on with his smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's Rally Crede, and you should know it With each glance and every little movement he shows it Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it? We're gonna win it after all We're gonna win it after all How will you win it on your own? This world is awfully big, But this time you've got fans But it's time you started living It's time you let someone else do some giving Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it We're gonna win it after all We're gonna win it after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede ran over Mary Tyler Moore with a bus at the end of that show's credits. You just never saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 12:58 PM) The Rally Crede ran over Mary Tyler Moore with a bus at the end of that show's credits. You just never saw it. If you play the song backwards it says, Joe is dead, nine times. Scarrrrry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and took a piss on the side of my garage. I'm inviting him over again next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede uses the Sun-Times sports page as toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 01:17 PM) The Rally Crede slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and took a piss on the side of my garage. I'm inviting him over again next week. Of course Rally Crede had common sense to stay away from the music collection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 01:21 PM) The Rally Crede uses the Sun-Times sports page as toilet paper. Duh, don't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede once throat-punched a nun because she looked like Mariotti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 01:24 PM) The Rally Crede once throat-punched a nun because she looked like Mariotti. And then the Rally Crede sanctified her after he found out she was a White Sox fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Immaculate Conception = Rally Crede's doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 It took the Lord seven days to create the universe... The Rally Crede could do it in 5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede's number is 867-5309 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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