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I saw the Lama today


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The Dalai Lama gave a lecture at Rutgers stadium today.

 

It was sort of a disaster because I opened my envelope and discovered that I had only one ticket, and one blank ticket that just said "The Dalai Lama at Rutgers" that is included with every ticket order.

 

I had purchased to five dollar upper deck tickets, and this ticket was $10 and in the lower deck. So I gave it to my girlfriend and tried to get in with the blank ticket. The woman at the turnstiles wasn't paying attention so I got in.

 

I feel kind of bad saying this but the Lama was kind of boring. I have to admit that I was spaced out for a good deal of the hour and a half lecture.

 

The whole time I was thinking "Hey, Lama! How 'bout a little something for the effort? ya' know?"

 

At least I can say I saw the Dalai Lama

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QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 10:58 PM)
He may have been boring, but on your deathbed, you will have total consciousness....

 

Which is nice.

 

His translator had a voice crack that caused a slight chuckle in the audience...all of those who chuckled lose their total consciousness...I chuckled.

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