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Open Message to Damaso Marte


Bias

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Dear Damaso,

 

For almost the entire season I have cursed you. I can't even begin to count how many times I've said, "I hate your" and or "f***, I can't stand Marte!" My wife has seen your mug on TV and asked, "isn't that the guy you hate?" I don't even respond, I merely look at her with a "why the f*** are you asking me a question you already know the answer to" look on my face.

 

Well Mr. Marte, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize and ask your forgiveness as I recognize you have been trying your best and are vital to the success of the White Sox.

 

I beg for you to forget about fans booing you, for countless poor performances...we need ya big guy!

 

Time to put all the bulls*** behind you/us and get the job done. When Ozzie calls your number I expect you to come in guns blazing and pumping the high heat with some filthy junk mixed in.

 

I believe in you Damaso, time to start believing in yourself.

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Bias

:gosoxretro:

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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 5, 2005 -> 10:52 AM)
Awww.  Maybe it's the hopeless romantic in me, but I love it when couples work out their differences.  :wub: :wub: 

 

:P  :P

 

If he gets the job done I wouldn't hesitate to hug and kiss him! lol

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If I may add a little to your open letter:

 

Dear Damaso,

 

So I was talking to David Ortiz last night and he asked me how your wife and his kids are? Also, he kept muttering something about your mother, goats, apple butter and rubber gloves. Not quite sure what he meant.

 

Anyway, go get 'em, Tiger!!!

 

Love,

 

'Corn

 

PS. Spoke to Manny, too, but he forgot how to use the phone.

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Well thanks for props, but if he blows the game tonight or Friday or Saturday or Sunday or any OTHER day I might have to retract my message and resume hating him.

 

I just want him to get the job done, so I'm trying anything. :D :gosoxretro:

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