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Mercy!

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Yes, Tom and Katie are in the news again. No, not for the miraculous conception. For the wacky Scientologist "silent birth" method they've apparently chosen. Just bite your tongue, girlfriend!

 

You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?

 

http://slate.msn.com/id/2128041/

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/sto...2p-300956c.html

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QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 15, 2005 -> 01:52 AM)
Yes, Tom and Katie are in the news again.  No, not for the miraculous conception.  For the wacky Scientologist "silent birth" method they've apparently chosen.  Just bite your tongue, girlfriend!

 

You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?

 

http://slate.msn.com/id/2128041/

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/sto...2p-300956c.html

 

Holy sweet merciful Xenu!

 

And I found this part hilarious --

Given that her own silent-birth story ended in what was presumably high-volume begging, Preston's advice to Holmes sounds about as useful as her character's diet tips to Kirstie Alley on HBO's Fat Actress (where, as the weight-loss guru Quinn Taylor Scott, Preston recommends her client try eating tissue paper or catching an intestinal parasite)

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