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QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 06:35 AM)
Jane Fonda / Gene Honda – Separated at Birth?

 

On the bright side, God Bless America as sung by Kate Smith is a standard on the jukebox of every gay bar in the United States.  So I’m sure plenty of folks get downright misty-eyed whenever that song begins to play.

 

Excuse me? Have you ever been to a gay bar? Most have way better taste than that!

 

 

Oh, and I agree. Kill "GBA." Bring back "Take Me Out..." - the real baseball national anthem. I hate how people give you dirty scowls if you don't take off your hat during "GBA" too - last time I checked, it's NOT the national anthem.

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Excuse me?  Have you ever been to a gay bar?  Most have way better taste than that!

Dorothy, I'm revoking your membership card right now. Just tear it up. You're a disgrace. :nono

 

You know, now that you mention it, it has been a while. If they’d ever just pass that smoking ban in Chicago………. But if you're telling me that ol Kate isn't on the jukebox anymore, then an era has definitely passed. Uh, several eras, in fact. Nah, you'e just making that up. Better taste? You must be an effete Cubs fan.

 

Wait, now I see. You’re in Los Angeles. I said “in the United States.” Never mind.

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QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 11:57 AM)
Dorothy, I'm revoking your membership card right now.  Just tear it up.  You're a disgrace. :nono

 

You know, now that you mention it, it has been a while.  If they’d ever just pass that smoking ban in Chicago……….  But if you're telling me that ol Kate isn't on the jukebox anymore, then an era has definitely passed.  Uh, several eras, in fact.  Nah, you'e just making that up.  Better taste?  You must be an effete Cubs fan.

 

Wait, now I see.  You’re in Los Angeles.  I said “in the United States.”  Never mind.

 

:huh:

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QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 24, 2005 -> 10:57 AM)
Dorothy, I'm revoking your membership card right now.  Just tear it up.  You're a disgrace. :nono

 

You know, now that you mention it, it has been a while.  If they’d ever just pass that smoking ban in Chicago……….  But if you're telling me that ol Kate isn't on the jukebox anymore, then an era has definitely passed.  Uh, several eras, in fact.  Nah, you'e just making that up.  Better taste?  You must be an effete Cubs fan.

 

Wait, now I see.  You’re in Los Angeles.  I said “in the United States.”  Never mind.

If Cliff's notes could do me a favor, please explain this post to me.

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