kapkomet Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight already?'" What a stupid idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight already?'" Too bad he wasn't Peter Pumpkin Eater, he wouldn't have been nearly in the same trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 When you quote someone else's work so extensively, it's always nice to give attribution to the author, don't you think? Of course, some stories are just too, uh, good to be true, aren't they? :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 The source I took it from had no source. So there you go. I know about sourcing, believe me. I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 10:32 AM) The source I took it from had no source. So there you go. I know about sourcing, believe me. I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper. This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 04:56 PM) This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story... Ahh. Got it. Well, it made for some stupid conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 The source I took it from had no source. So there you go. I know about sourcing, believe me. I'm sure it's in some upstate NY paper. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 11:56 AM) This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story... Er, uhmm. . . , er, I mean . . No! No, there is absolutely no truth to this story and it had NOTHING to do with my moving out of pumpkin country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 04:58 PM) ???????????? I got later that this is an "urban myth". A little slow on the uptake is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 This story has been around for many, many years. I can't even remember if it started out as a true story... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I got later that this is an "urban myth". A little slow on the uptake is all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Happy Holloween, anyway. And I'm guessing the rind could be a little rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 ALWAYS consult snopes. http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 If you would have added he was a Muslim, and would get the death penalty, it would have been more believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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