Favorite movie quotes of all time

[bjm676]

-Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

-Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

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-The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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-Luke, I am your father!

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-Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

 

-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

-Hit it.

 

 

 

 

These are from some of my favorite movies of all-time.

[Iwritecode]

One of my all-time favorite movies.

 

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole

Dark Helmet: and his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole

Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

The Crew: YO!!!!

Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes

[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

 

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Sandurz: It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow!

[Controlled Chaos]

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

[CanOfCorn]

-Who's motorcycle is this?

-It's a chopper.

-Who's chopper is this?

-It's Zed's.

-Who's Zed?

-Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

[SleepyWhiteSox]

Dragline: He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke smile of his. He had it on his face right to the very end. Hell, if they didn't know it 'fore, they could tell right then that they weren't a-gonna beat him. That old Luke smile. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

[LosMediasBlancas]

"God's your prankster, my boy.

Think of it. He gives man

instincts. He gives you this

extraordinary gift and then, I

swear to you -- for his own

amusement -- his own private,

cosmic gag reel -- he sets the

rules in opposition. It's the

goof of all time. Look but don't

touch. Touch but don't taste.

Taste but don't swallow. And

while you're jumping from one foot

to the other he's laughing his

sick f***ing ass off! He's a

tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's

an absentee landlord!

Worship that? Never."

 

--Pacino, as Satan in 'The Devil's Advocate.'

[Mplssoxfan]

1. A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.

 

Bernstein, Citizen Kane

 

2. It's easy to grin,

When your ship comes in,

And you've got the stock market beat.

 

But the man who's worthwhile,

Is the man who can smile,

When his shorts are too thight in the seat.

 

Judge Smails, Caddyshack

 

3. I was misinformed.

 

Rick Blaine, Casablanca