Man serves two days for failing to license cat

[Mercy!]

And on the lighter side of the news......................

http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/n...te/13081700.htm

 

I actually feel kind of sorry for the judge, who will probably always be remembered for this case.

 

I have a feeling there’s a larger back story here then what’s in the news account. What brought this guy to the attention of the authorities? Most animal control people aren’t exactly proactive, especially on something as small time as a cat license. Why didn’t he just buy the license after he was ticketed?

[Texsox]

they should have cut off his thumbs

[DBAHO]

they should have cut off his thumbs

You're very big on that today aren't you.

[Mercy!]

If they'd cut off his thumbs, then he wouldn't have been able to open those little cans of cat food. Then they would have had to send the cat to the Mayor of Las Vegas to raise. And you know he would probably have the animal declawed at the first signs of trouble.

 

And the thumbless guy would have to go on welfare and be supported by all those hard-working, thumb-choppers.

[Texsox]

If they'd cut off his thumbs, then he wouldn't have been able to open those little cans of cat food.  Then they would have had to send the cat to the Mayor of Las Vegas to raise.  And you know he would probably have the animal declawed at the first signs of trouble.

 

And the thumbless guy would have to go on welfare and be supported by all those hard-working, thumb-choppers.

 

Silly Mercy!, there would be no welfare. Work or die.