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Steff

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Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

 

He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at theTV.

 

The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a

story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,

the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,

falling to his death.

 

The blond was very upset and handed

her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

Bob laughed, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier

on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 08:41 PM)
Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

 

He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at theTV.

 

The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a

story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,

the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,

falling to his death.

 

 

 

:bang

 

Thanks for the chuckle!!!

 

The blond was very upset and handed

her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

Bob laughed, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier

on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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