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cwsox Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Today's line-uo: Guido 2b - sober and solid RPS - lf - 3 sheets to the wind and manages to catch everything like it was beer about to hit the ground HSC -rf - Jimmy Buffet type player,in Margaretaville, never anything dropped Zach23 - c - calls signs with funnel cakes, opposing teams cannot thus steal signs soxheads - cf - all the grass makes him think he's in Iowa, thus comfortable, he produces beyond expectations wsc20 - DH - trying to smoke all the grass and doesn't understand why the outfield grass doesnt given him a buzz and takes his anger out on ball matthew -ss - moves after the ball like it is a bottle of rye trying to escape Murc - 1b - nothing gets by him; he fields all balls and body checks or high sticks all runners who try to get to first chisoxfan - 2b - very solid, albeit very wrong on JM, but stil best defenisve and offensive player in system pitching: Heather - she trash talks batters from the mound, then flashes batter and then pitches while batter still going "wow!" 27 Ks in her last game. Relief: YASNY: throws mystery pitch, the ain't seen nothing yet, always baffles hitters steff: try and hit off of her and she sticks it in your ear or up your ass bench: Cluger - he knows how everyhing should be done perfectly and no one is as good and as perfect for him; no need for any other bench players, they would all be morally inferior 1st base coach: bmr31 - constantly tells runners we are going to lose so what's the point. The runner sulks, doesn't get far off 1st, and thus never picked off 3rd base coach: wsc425 - a little optimism is needed when the runners get to third, and he has it to spare bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique head coach: sideshowapu - no one realizes what he knows about baseball and constantly dazzles the other team's coaches with his play calling; the apu shift to the left has stunned more teams and the novelty of the defense positioning wins may games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted May 17, 2003 Author Share Posted May 17, 2003 Ok thanx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesox247 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Jimenez, 2B Valentin, SS Thomas, DH Ordonez, CF Lee, LF Rios, RF Konerko, 1B Crede, 3B Olivo, C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Ok thanx. you are most welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Maggs in CF ........??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesox247 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Maggs in CF ........??????? Im guessing it was f***ed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Today's line-uo: Guido 2b - sober and solid RPS - lf - 3 sheets to the wind and manages to catch everything like it was beer about to hit the ground HSC -rf - Jimmy Buffet type player,in Margaretaville, never anything dropped Zach23 - c - calls signs with funnel cakes, opposing teams cannot thus steal signs soxheads - cf - all the grass makes him think he's in Iowa, thus comfortable, he produces beyond expectations wsc20 - DH - trying to smoke all the grass and doesn't understand why the outfield grass doesnt given him a buzz and takes his anger out on ball matthew -ss - moves after the ball like it is a bottle of rye trying to escape Murc - 1b - nothing gets by him; he fields all balls and body checks or high sticks all runners who try to get to first chisoxfan - 2b - very solid, albeit very wrong on JM, but stil best defenisve and offensive player in system pitching: Heather - she trash talks batters from the mound, then flashes batter and then pitches while batter still going "wow!" 27 Ks in her last game. Relief: YASNY: throws mystery pitch, the ain't seen nothing yet, always baffles hitters steff: try and hit off of her and she sticks it in your ear or up your ass bench: Cluger - he knows how everyhing should be done perfectly and no one is as good and as perfect for him; no need for any other bench players, they would all be morally inferior 1st base coach: bmr31 - constantly tells runners we are going to lose so what's the point. The runner sulks, doesn't get far off 1st, and thus never picked off 3rd base coach: wsc425 - a little optimism is needed when the runners get to third, and he has it to spare bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique head coach: sideshowapu - no one realizes what he knows about baseball and constantly dazzles the other team's coaches with his play calling; the apu shift to the left has stunned more teams and the novelty of the defense positioning wins may games OMFG... ROTFLMMFAO....................THATS TOO FUNNY CW...... THANKS I NEEDED THAT............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Jimenez, 2B Valentin, SS Thomas, DH Ordonez, CF Lee, LF Rios, RF Konerko, 1B Crede, 3B Olivo, C ITS NOT WRONG.. MAGGS IN CF.......RIOS IN RF.........YIKES.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Today's line-uo: bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique Thank you for the cushy job....just put a cushion under my big ass and a cooler next to my seat and I'm fine! I'd rather be the GM, though, and make some CHANGES round here!!! "Maury....BENCHED!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernuke Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Today's line-uo: Guido 2b - sober and solid RPS - lf - 3 sheets to the wind and manages to catch everything like it was beer about to hit the ground HSC -rf - Jimmy Buffet type player,in Margaretaville, never anything dropped Zach23 - c - calls signs with funnel cakes, opposing teams cannot thus steal signs soxheads - cf - all the grass makes him think he's in Iowa, thus comfortable, he produces beyond expectations wsc20 - DH - trying to smoke all the grass and doesn't understand why the outfield grass doesnt given him a buzz and takes his anger out on ball matthew -ss - moves after the ball like it is a bottle of rye trying to escape Murc - 1b - nothing gets by him; he fields all balls and body checks or high sticks all runners who try to get to first chisoxfan - 2b - very solid, albeit very wrong on JM, but stil best defenisve and offensive player in system pitching: Heather - she trash talks batters from the mound, then flashes batter and then pitches while batter still going "wow!" 27 Ks in her last game. Relief: YASNY: throws mystery pitch, the ain't seen nothing yet, always baffles hitters steff: try and hit off of her and she sticks it in your ear or up your ass bench: Cluger - he knows how everyhing should be done perfectly and no one is as good and as perfect for him; no need for any other bench players, they would all be morally inferior 1st base coach: bmr31 - constantly tells runners we are going to lose so what's the point. The runner sulks, doesn't get far off 1st, and thus never picked off 3rd base coach: wsc425 - a little optimism is needed when the runners get to third, and he has it to spare bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique head coach: sideshowapu - no one realizes what he knows about baseball and constantly dazzles the other team's coaches with his play calling; the apu shift to the left has stunned more teams and the novelty of the defense positioning wins may games That was to funny, it may be my favorite all time post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted May 18, 2003 Author Share Posted May 18, 2003 Today's line-uo: Guido 2b - sober and solid RPS - lf - 3 sheets to the wind and manages to catch everything like it was beer about to hit the ground HSC -rf - Jimmy Buffet type player,in Margaretaville, never anything dropped Zach23 - c - calls signs with funnel cakes, opposing teams cannot thus steal signs soxheads - cf - all the grass makes him think he's in Iowa, thus comfortable, he produces beyond expectations wsc20 - DH - trying to smoke all the grass and doesn't understand why the outfield grass doesnt given him a buzz and takes his anger out on ball matthew -ss - moves after the ball like it is a bottle of rye trying to escape Murc - 1b - nothing gets by him; he fields all balls and body checks or high sticks all runners who try to get to first chisoxfan - 2b - very solid, albeit very wrong on JM, but stil best defenisve and offensive player in system pitching: Heather - she trash talks batters from the mound, then flashes batter and then pitches while batter still going "wow!" 27 Ks in her last game. Relief: YASNY: throws mystery pitch, the ain't seen nothing yet, always baffles hitters steff: try and hit off of her and she sticks it in your ear or up your ass bench: Cluger - he knows how everyhing should be done perfectly and no one is as good and as perfect for him; no need for any other bench players, they would all be morally inferior 1st base coach: bmr31 - constantly tells runners we are going to lose so what's the point. The runner sulks, doesn't get far off 1st, and thus never picked off 3rd base coach: wsc425 - a little optimism is needed when the runners get to third, and he has it to spare bench coach: the Critic- his job to critique head coach: sideshowapu - no one realizes what he knows about baseball and constantly dazzles the other team's coaches with his play calling; the apu shift to the left has stunned more teams and the novelty of the defense positioning wins may games That was pretty damn funny. I just didnt have time to read the whole post the fist time around. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 CW, howd you leave me out? Im so mad. I officially proclaim myself as GM and I have now demoted all your players and I am replacing them with my own clones. So HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 CW, howd you leave me out? Im so mad. I officially proclaim myself as GM and I have now demoted all your players and I am replacing them with my own clones. So HA! And I officially proclaim myself owner, fire you, and bring all my players back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 CW, howd you leave me out? Im so mad. I officially proclaim myself as GM and I have now demoted all your players and I am replacing them with my own clones. So HA! We already have KW as GM, what's the difference?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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