Texsox Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 We need to get back to miles of smiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 09:24 AM) Or don't leave one without fanning the flames higher. . . Apparently, not everyone's grandma told them the best way to avoid a fight was to stay away from people that fight. . . My Grandma was hell on wheels. No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make it count. Edited November 14, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 09:35 AM) My Grandma was hell on wheels. No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make count. ^^^ Mine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 08:37 AM) ^^^ Mine too. Three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 08:35 AM) My Grandma was hell on wheels. No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make count. I remember a story my grandfather told me right after my grandmother passed away... he said: My grandma and your grandma were sitting by a fire... My grandma says to your grandma, "I'm gonna set your flag on fire" Talkin' 'bout Hey now Hey now Iko iko an nay Jockomo feena ah na nay Jockomo feena nay Look at my king all dressed in red Iko iko an nay I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead Jockomo feena nay CHORUS: Talkin' 'bout Hey now (hey now) Hey now (hey now) Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh) Jockomo feena ah na nay Jockomo feena nay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 09:38 AM) I remember a story my grandfather told me right after my grandmother passed away... he said: My grandma and your grandma were sitting by a fire... My grandma says to your grandma, "I'm gonna set your flag on fire" Talkin' 'bout Hey now Hey now Iko iko an nay Jockomo feena ah na nay Jockomo feena nay Look at my king all dressed in red Iko iko an nay I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead Jockomo feena nay CHORUS: Talkin' 'bout Hey now (hey now) Hey now (hey now) Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh) Jockomo feena ah na nay Jockomo feena nay Some day after a beer or three I may have to post my rendition of that song – It's called "Hey Moe Hey Moe!" and it's an ode to the 3 Stooges. All SIX of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 My grandpa, he's 95 And he keeps on dancin' He's still alive My grandma, she's 92 She loves to dance And sing some, too I don't know But I've been told If you keep on dancing You'll never grow old Come on darling Put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long I'm a hard working man I'm a son of a gun I've been working all week in the noon day sun The wood's in the kitchen And the cow's in the barn I'm all cleaned up and my chores are all done Take my hand, come along Let's go out and have some fun Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Pick on Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Come on darling, don't look that way Don't you know when you smile I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover You're my heart's delight Don't you want to go out tonight You're such a pretty lady You're such a sweet girl When you dance it brightens up my world Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight And dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Or don't leave one without fanning the flames higher ....... Oh, okay, if you insist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 ^^^^^ so 2002 *sigh* Do you think God really has pop tart monster minions, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:42 PM) Do you think God really has pop tart monster minions, though? Yes. Yes I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 04:47 PM) Yes. Yes I do. good, I thought I was alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 04:53 PM) good, I thought I was alone honestly, what else would he use? oh i know http://www.nearlygood.com/video/crazytradingspouse.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) honestly, what else would he use? oh i know http://www.nearlygood.com/video/crazytradingspouse.html *Shudder* I swear that lady is the living embodiment of the mean bus driver lady form South Park. Edited November 14, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity. Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass. Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity. Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass. Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way Surprise, surprise.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity. Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass. Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way But....but.....but God WANTED her to weigh 400 pounds!!! It was God's PLAN! He made her a God Warrior.....a bloated, gap-toothed, obnoxious, nasty, foul, child-scaring, bellowing God Warrior who would live with another family and let another woman live in a home with her husband if someone gave her money. PLUS, the immoral reshaping of her body was paid for with DARK-SIDED money!!!! The heathen...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 "get the hell out of my house...in Jesus name I pray" ....be right back... I need to go finish that song I was writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 (edited) Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you). But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass. TIFWIW. Edited November 14, 2005 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:29 PM) Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you). But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass. TIFWIW. LMAO.. that is just hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 06:34 PM) LMAO.. that is just hysterical!! I thought the same thing. I tried it just to see what popped up, and there were too many pages to count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:37 PM) I thought the same thing. I tried it just to see what popped up, and there were too many pages to count Pfftt... you know you've bookmarked and plan to read them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 06:41 PM) Pfftt... you know you've bookmarked and plan to read them all. Its amusing, I will not deny. I have found some hilarious pictures of that lady screaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:29 PM) Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you). But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass. TIFWIW. There was a graphic at the end of the show that listed the things her family had planned to do with the money, and then it said that she turned the money down. The gastric bypass was included in that list. In then said that she later "reconsidered" and accepted the money. The "dark-sided" money that came from "non-believers", I must reiterate. Is a hypocrite worse than a non-believer? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 05:51 PM) Is a hypocrite worse than a non-believer? Just asking. yes and no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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