"My Humps"

[The Critic]

I need to hear this song! Along with my normal music that I collect, I have a strange love for REALLY bad music. I have a whole bunch of stuff that is just TERRIBLE! One of the bands is called The Luv Junkiez, and they are possibly the worst band that has ever existed!

 

BAD MUSIC RULES!!!

You can skip this song, Kid.

This isn't "good bad music", this is "depressing bad music". You will feel so much dumber after listening to it.

 

Much like Triple H is not a good wrestling villain because people are NOT booing him because they love to hate him, they're booing him because they want him OUT of the business.

[aboz56]

What cha'll gonna do with all that ass inside them jeans?

 

[Iwritecode]

My Ding A Ling

perhaps...?

 

Better than that "I touch myself" song that came out in the mid 90's...

 

What was the name of the group with that one-hit-wonder anyway?

[sox4lifeinPA]

Better than that "I touch myself" song that came out in the mid 90's...

 

What was the name of the group with that one-hit-wonder anyway?

 

Divynals. I had to double check on goodle...but sadly I was right.

[sox4lifeinPA]

By the way, anything that Nickel Back touches turns into golden poo

[Chisoxrd5]

I had "my lumps" up there as the worst song going right now till I heard the song "laffy taffy" once you hear this one, which should be sooner rather than later you may literally throw your stereo out your car window. I have no idea who or what sings this song which no doubt compares the female form to a piece of candy but it is bad beyond belief.

[whitesoxfan101]

I had "my lumps" up there as the worst song going right now till I heard the song "laffy taffy" once you hear this one, which should be sooner rather than later you may literally throw your stereo out your car window. I have no idea who or what sings this song which no doubt compares the female form to a piece of candy but it is bad beyond belief.

 

 

See I think that song is kind of catchy.....proving i'm a hypocrite.

[SnB]

Someone was just blasting this song in the halls.  What a fantastic song. :headshake

if you haven't seen this week's south park yet, watch it, they rip on R. kelly so bad it's awesome.

[3E8]

if you haven't seen this week's south park yet, watch it, they rip on R. kelly so bad it's awesome.

"Now I'm in the closet toooo"

[Steff]

Just heard it for the first time.. catchy tune.

 

 

 

Boz.. you have voicemail.

[Rex Kickass]

What about "The Ketchup Song" by Las Ketchup?

[iWiN4PreP]

Pretty terrible music.

I gave up on radio.

Radio rap = Ruining the real rap, just as some of the radio rock is ruining classic rock.

 

However, the difference bewteen rap and rock, is most of raps "classic" music is underground and not old.

Im not positive, but i think the best rock music is classic old music? Am i right or is their good underground rock? Duno much about rock.

 

But if your listening to the radio, you might as well hate rap :|. Find a source to get underground rap, or even some old songs.

 

Laffy Taffy is terrible.

Mike jones is god-awful

My humps is a joke.

Gold-Digger is, eh mediocre i guess.

Play is pretty much a joke (by david beaner).

Just Loose it is a joke by eminem (who IMO is one of the best rappers ever, hes just putting out s*** like this to compete with other radio jokes)

 

sad sad radio.

[The Critic]

I don't think there's any one time period that was better or worse for rock music than any other. Lots of good and lots of s*** in any decade you want to choose.

I like a lot of newer bands, and a lot of "classic" stuff - but not 90% of what gets played on "classic rock stations".

[iWiN4PreP]

ah yeah, classic rock stations, thats true.

[aboz56]

I typed this from memory:

 

What you gonna do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

 

I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ice-ys.

Dolce & Gabbana,

Fendi and then Donna

carin'they be sharin’

All their money got me wearin fly gear but I ain’t askin,

They say they love my ass ‘n,

Seven Jeans, True Religion,

I say no, but they keep givin’

So I keep on takin’

And no I ain’t takin’

We can keep on datin’

I keep on demonstrating.

 

 

My love, my love, my love, my love

You love my lady lumps,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

My humps they got u,

She’s got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

 

What you gonna do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon’ do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I’m a make, make, make, make you scream

Make u scream, make you scream.

Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

 

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Lets spend time not money.

and mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

 

They say I’m really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

U can look but you can’t touch it,

If u touch it I’ma start some drama,

You don’t want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don’t pull on my hand boy,

You ain’t my man, boy,

I’m just tryn’a dance boy,

And move my hump.

 

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps (x3)

In the back and in the front.

My lovin’ got u,

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon’ do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I’m a make, make, make, make you scream

Make u scream, make you scream.

 

What you gon do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off THIS hump.

What you gon’ do wit all that breast?

All that breast inside that shirt?

I’ma make, make, make, make you work

Make you work, work, make you work.

 

She’s got me spendin’.

Ooh spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me

She’s got me spendin’.

ooh Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Steff]

I typed this from memory:

 

 

 

Oh thanks... now I have the words to go along with the humming..

[knightni]

That's just nasty.

 

No 9 year old should be singing that.

 

Where's the FCC when you need em?

Edited November 18, 2005 by knightni

[iWiN4PreP]

Its just a terrible song.

I dont care about the words practicually.

 

its just not rapping, mike jones is not rapping, laffy taffy is not rapping

its beats.

[aboz56]

Its just a terrible song.

I dont care about  the words practicually.

 

its just not rapping, mike jones is not rapping, laffy taffy is not rapping

its beats.

What I wanna know is...

 

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass inside them jeans?

[iWiN4PreP]

lol. im going to s*** on this terrible song.

[bjm676]

I typed this from memory:

 

 

Jennifer Lopez should be singing this song, not Fergie.

[Yoda]

I had "my lumps" up there as the worst song going right now till I heard the song "laffy taffy" once you hear this one, which should be sooner rather than later you may literally throw your stereo out your car window. I have no idea who or what sings this song which no doubt compares the female form to a piece of candy but it is bad beyond belief.

 

D4L sings it. That is if you want to call it singing. How do I know this you may ask? Because it is one of the top downloaded songs on iPod. As well as the ringtone for it.

 

FWIW, a dozen of freshman girls were walking down the halls today singing “My Humps.” I’ve heard the song only once (and not all of it) but it seems like wherever I go this damn song is there. The weight training room, Circuit City, Cable TV, EVERYWHERE! :banghead

[Steff]

D4L sings it. That is if you want to call it singing. How do I know this you may ask? Because it is one of the top downloaded songs on iPod. As well as the ringtone for it.

 

FWIW, a dozen of freshman girls were walking down the halls today singing “My Humps.” I’ve heard the song only once (and not all of it) but it seems like wherever I go this damn song is there. The weight training room, Circuit City, Cable TV, EVERYWHERE! :banghead

 

 

I went with a co-worker to Best Buy to buy a DVD recorder and got in the truck... I asked "have you ever heard this lumps song...?" he replies.. "no, what is it..?" I turn on the radio and BAM!!! There it is... I almost wrecked the truck I was laughing so hard.

[whitesoxin']

The thing that bothers me is how ANYBODY could think Fergie has sex appeal.  I mean the name Fergie is a killer alone, but her face looks like it spent a week getting run over by a 18 wheeler constantly.

I'd really like to see some of your girlfriends/wifes so I can say how ugly they are. I guarantee Fergie is better than your gf/wife if you even have one.

[Steff]

I'd really like to see some of your girlfriends/wifes so I can say how ugly they are. I guarantee Fergie is better than your gf/wife if you even have one.

 

 

Oh yes.. that was necessary. :rolly