Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3020...8,00.html?f=rss Teen's Mannequin Love-In Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005 A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre. Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down. Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US. If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Thanks you ass... you made me laugh so hard I spit iced tea all over my laptop. :finger LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 That kid better have been pledging a fraternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 The teen said "at first it was like it's a *man*nequin so no way, I aint abnormal or anything. Then I heard they make female mannequins. Wow, did you see the knockers on her? So they were plastic, so are the ones down at the local gentleman's club. It wasn't until too late I learned she had no cooter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 wtf? thats a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Michael Plentyhorse. What a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Nov 21, 2005 -> 10:42 PM) Michael Plentyhorse. What a name. happened in Sioux Falls, so I'm guessing that could be a native American name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 you know, some where out there, there's a group of people, perhaps even a magazine, dedicated to mannequin f***ing.... :headshake wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 I just noticed he was busted for "trying to have sex with the mannequin", dude can't even score with an inanimate object. That boy aint ever reproducing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 21, 2005 -> 10:17 PM) you know, some where out there, there's a group of people, perhaps even a magazine, dedicated to mannequin f***ing.... :headshake wow I guess that would the NAMMLA subchapter, we should ask Jas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 22, 2005 -> 12:01 AM) I just noticed he was busted for "trying to have sex with the mannequin", dude can't even score with an inanimate object. That boy aint ever reproducing. That Boy. . . I say THAT BOY is about as sharp as a box of spoons. Edited November 22, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 He'd be placed on the sex offenders list. So does that mean, if convicted, every time he moves he has to notify department stores about his whereabouts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Nov 22, 2005 -> 11:30 AM) He'd be placed on the sex offenders list. So does that mean, if convicted, every time he moves he has to notify department stores about his whereabouts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 And somewhere in Hollywood...Andrew McCarthy feels vindicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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