Controlled Chaos Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to s*** on someone's windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Bartman's my idol Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to s*** on someone's windshield. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think the Prez just declared a "War on Birds". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 If you can't laugh at a looming pandemic what can you laugh at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Okay, I need to know something......do you have to ACT on the urge, or is just HAVING the urge a symptom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Man, I was going to the doctor until I read #6 - I feel like s*** today. Not s***ting on a car, but just s***. Now if someone has a car wash out back, I might be in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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