FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Tex toosed out this Thanksgiving haiku on another thread: Butterball Hot Line? This is an emergency! My penis is stuck! Seems like this could be fun. Or maybe I don't know what fun is. But I do know that all the economics banter on the other thread has my head spinning. Anyway, here's my offering: T-Day Deja vu' Same goddamn thing ev'ry year Detroit Lions suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Here's one I wrote a few weeks ago. The asignment was to write a haiku about Wrigley. House of broken dreams That's okay, baseball's champs play just eight miles away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 02:32 PM) Here's one I wrote a few weeks ago. The asignment was to write a haiku about Wrigley. House of broken dreams That's okay, baseball's champs play just eight miles away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Not mine...but it was uttered in Japan a few days ago... I've consistently Said, as the Iraqis stand Up, we will stand down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 05:03 PM) Not mine...but it was uttered in Japan a few days ago... I've consistently Said, as the Iraqis stand Up, we will stand down You just have to make everything political, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Thanksgiving's a sham. Gluttony abounds today. Gravy can kill you. Paid time and a half to watch TV and do zip. Holiday's so rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 Didn't mean to sleep On the jackets on the bed curse L-tryptophan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mplssoxfan Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Enormous turkeys, Football and special people -- Happy Thanksgiving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 As Snow Is Falling... Gravy and Stuffing Ooze Out My Vast Gaping Maw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 06:19 PM) As Snow Is Falling... Gravy and Stuffing Ooze Out My Vast Gaping Maw. hey this is PG-13 here pal. No one wants to hear about you and your gaping maw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Jim Thome is here A giant left handed bat Behind Konerko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Soxtalk is humming Row is gone, Thome is here I like mashed taters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Carrot Cassarole Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Tryptophan sets in That's a terrible haiku. Ah, well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 tur-key tur-key tur.... key-tur key-tur key-tur key... tur-key tur-key turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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