KipWellsFan Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 November 23, New York — A month after Us Weekly first reported on the breakup of Newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, the couple has jointly announced an official separation. 'After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,' the couple tells Us in an exclusive joint statement. 'This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.' http://www.usmagazine.com/ more at link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 02:31 AM) He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful. He should get divorced because her ass wasn't big enough to fit in shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 01:29 AM) http://www.usmagazine.com/ more at link While their Newlywed show likely exaggerated Simpson's ignorance, I believe it must have been miserable for Nick to deal with her nonsense every day for several years. Her talentless sister and overbearing father probably didn't help matters. No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society. Edited November 24, 2005 by Flash Tizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 02:56 AM) No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 06:56 PM) You don't serve any other purpose in society. She can always come live down here (and bring your little sis too). This was always on the cards though. Should be interesting to see if we'll ever hear from Nick Lachey again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 01:46 AM) He should get divorced because her ass wasn't big enough to fit in shorts? Yes, sole purpose. If she cannot do what she is suppose to do well... she is useless. Edited November 24, 2005 by qwerty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 03:03 AM) She can always come live down here (and bring your little sis too). This was always on the cards though. Should be interesting to see if we'll ever hear from Nick Lachey again. Do you like College Football DBAHO? If so, then you might be seeing ALOT of Nick Lachey. He has been pandering for a sideline reporter-on-his-way-up-to-the-booth job for a while now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 03:11 AM) Yes, sole purpose. If she cannot do what she is suppose to do well... she is useless. I could find a use for her without the pants. Gauranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 01:56 AM) No where to go from here, Jessica. Playboy's next. You don't serve any other purpose in society. At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years. Who's he going to mooch off now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 11:16 AM) At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years. Who's he going to mooch off now? I know what he is going to do. A Reunion show!!! ps. I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 04:16 PM) At least jessica raked in the big bucks the last 2 years or so.......nick hasn't had anything to do for 5 years. Who's he going to mooch off now? HALF! HE should get half of everything from her. If the situation were reversed, you would here about how all the wealth aquired during their marraige was because of her support for him, and without her, he wouldn't have been as appealing to consumers, etc. She would be broke if he didn't rein her spending in once in a while, he should get half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Somehow I doubt he's going to be hurting for money... Especially if he invested some of it from his boyband days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Well, Jas is ecstatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 ahhhh darn.... the apocolyse is near... the world is doomed... the tears of all nations will begin to crumble down whaaaahhhhh whaahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 04:22 PM) I know what he is going to do. A Reunion show!!! ps. I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band ps. I had no idea that Eddy Guerrero was a part of this boy band A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 QUOTE(EvilMonkey @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 02:33 PM) HALF! HE should get half of everything from her. If the situation were reversed, you would here about how all the wealth aquired during their marraige was because of her support for him, and without her, he wouldn't have been as appealing to consumers, etc. She would be broke if he didn't rein her spending in once in a while, he should get half! Reality TV newlywed Jessica Simpson refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement with pop star husband Nick Lachey - because she'd happily give him half of everything if their marriage doesn't work out. Traditional Simpson admits the idea of a pre-nup was "too worldly" for her and so she refused to even consider sitting down with the former 98 Degrees star and signing her life away. She says, "If anything were to happen to me and Nick, I've had a great life with him and he would deserve half of everything I have. I don't even look at life where there's an end and I don't want to look at my marriage that way either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Nov 24, 2005 -> 02:31 AM) He is smart. She had to use ass pads to fit the ''daisy dukes''. That is just awful. B..b..but a bony woman with no ass is SO hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Nov 25, 2005 -> 01:14 PM) B..b..but a bony woman with no ass is SO hot. Who is bony with no ass? (ps. I just googled Jessica Simpson, and a picture of her came up second from the left with her nipple totally sticking out of her outfit. When I clicked on it, it didnt exist anymore on a msn account. Strange... but I think now that she is single there are gonna be some SCANDALOUS pictures of her on the web.) Edited November 25, 2005 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I believe that any piece of paper with words on it would be "too worldly" for that retard. Good for Lachey to escape that wacky-ass family. He seemed too normal for them in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I remember hearing a rumor that he banged a porn star named Jessica Jaymes. Maybe that has something to do with their breakup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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