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the sneaky mullet


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i realized today i was attacked by the sneaky mullet.

 

it's been awhile since i'd had a hair cut, but i didn't think much of it. i've been busy and it really hasn't been on my mind. plus i have pretty straight hair, so i didn't really notice how long it's been getting.

 

but today i got called out. a woman i work with said "hey, nice mullet you are working on there."

 

at first i was pissed because she's a b**** anyway. then i went and took a good look in the mirror. it appears that the party in the back has been going on for quite some time, but was hidden behind my neck.

 

needless to say a haircut has been scheduled.

 

beware of the sneaky mullet, though. it will get you.

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QUOTE(thedoctor @ Nov 28, 2005 -> 09:22 PM)
i realized today i was attacked by the sneaky mullet.

 

it's been awhile since i'd had a hair cut, but i didn't think much of it. i've been busy and it really hasn't been on my mind. plus i have pretty straight hair, so i didn't really notice how long it's been getting.

 

but today i got called out. a woman i work with said "hey, nice mullet you are working on there."

 

at first i was pissed because she's a b**** anyway. then i went and took a good look in the mirror. it appears that the party in the back has been going on for quite some time, but was hidden behind my neck.

 

needless to say a haircut has been scheduled.

 

beware of the sneaky mullet, though. it will get you.

 

She sounds like a real sweetheart. Now you gotta grow it out, or she'll know she got to you. I woulda came back at her with some insult about her weight, like, "so do you know the sex of the baby yet"? Even if she's thin, women freak out over that s***.

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QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 28, 2005 -> 09:07 PM)
best thread ever

LOL YES!

 

I really don't grow mullets I grow helmets. I don't know if you've ever heard of that term but it's not a mullet. It's when your hair is so shaggy and long the whole way around your head that it looks like you have a football helmet covering your head.

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