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QUOTE(The Critic @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 01:41 PM)
"The Nature Boy" is in a world of grief right now, although if any of his soon to be ex-wife's claims are true, he's also quite the prick.

 

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/ent...ip/13307913.htm

 

Brief summary:

Divorce

Spousal Abuse

Adultery

IRS Troubles

Road Rage

 

....yikes....

 

Good Lord...NOT THAT!?!

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 01:50 PM)
Good Lord...NOT THAT!?!

Well, to be more specific, assault charges stemming from a road rage incident in which Flair allegedly dragged another motorist from his car by the neck and kicked a large dent into the vehicle. Flair had to post 10K bond after turning himself in.

 

Better now????? :P :lol:

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QUOTE(The Critic @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 02:03 PM)
Well, to be more specific, assault charges stemming from a road rage incident in which Flair allegedly dragged another motorist from his car by the neck and kicked a large dent into the vehicle. Flair had to post 10K bond after turning himself in.

 

Better now????? :P  :lol:

 

Did Ric have any special "wrasslin'" hold or moves that would usually knock out his opponent right away (and also knock the ref unconcious as he went to do it which would let Jimmy Hart jump in and smack the opponent over the head with a bungalow)? He could/should have done that. It would have been a better story. He also should bring Bobby "The Brain" Heenan with him to do the roadside commentary.

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 02:15 PM)
Did Ric have any special "wrasslin'" hold or moves that would usually knock out his opponent right away (and also knock the ref unconcious as he went to do it which would let Jimmy Hart jump in and smack the opponent over the head with a bungalow)? He could/should have done that. It would have been a better story. He also should bring Bobby "The Brain" Heenan with him to do the roadside commentary.

Not really. His finisher was/is the Figure Four leglock, which you have to already have your opponent in a dazed position on the mat to apply. Now, Baron Von Raschke was the Master Of The Claw Hold! He could slap that claw right on the guy's temples through an open window!

And how does one lift a bungalow? Could he lift a nice split-level ranch instead?

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I should have been a pro-wrester. I can just imagine it.....

 

"Well this is one of the best title matches ever....wait, who's that? It's mr_genius! whats he doing in the ring! no, he has a beaker!!! (explosion, smoke clears). OH NO, THE BELT IS GONE! MR_GENIUS STOLE THE BELT!

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I like how the judge ordered him to pay $20,000 a month, based on their previous living expenses, but later in the story it says how they were living waaay beyong their means, which is why they are in trouble with the IRS. $65,000 a year in clothing? Hey, buy off the rack for once.

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QUOTE(EvilMonkey @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 05:06 PM)
I like how the judge ordered him to pay $20,000 a month, based on their previous living expenses, but later in the story it says how they were living waaay beyong their means, which is why they are in trouble with the IRS.  $65,000 a year in clothing?  Hey, buy off the rack for once.

 

Those robes don't come cheap or off the rack, buddy. The Nature Boy has to be extravagant.

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QUOTE(mr_genius @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 09:17 PM)
I should have been a pro-wrester.  I can just imagine it.....

 

"Well this is one of the best title matches ever....wait, who's that?  It's mr_genius! whats he doing in the ring! no, he has a  beaker!!!  (explosion,  smoke clears).  OH NO, THE BELT IS GONE! MR_GENIUS STOLE THE BELT!

There already was a Genius in the WWF. You are a little late. :P

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QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 11:20 PM)
Those robes don't come cheap or off the rack, buddy.  The Nature Boy has to be extravagant.

The $65,000 for clothes was for HER. But since you mentioned it, I wonder how much those robes really are? Hmmm...

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QUOTE(The Critic @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 12:41 PM)
"The Nature Boy" is in a world of grief right now, although if any of his soon to be ex-wife's claims are true, he's also quite the prick.

 

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/ent...ip/13307913.htm

 

Brief summary:

Divorce

Spousal Abuse

Adultery

IRS Troubles

Road Rage

 

....yikes....

 

Glad to hear it......... :D

 

:gosox1: :gosox2: :gosox3: :gosox4: :gosoxretro:

 

:cheers

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QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Dec 3, 2005 -> 10:34 AM)
John Cena is the current chest-slapping king. At least when he's on Mad TV.

 

No, there are two "Kings" of the chest slap, IMO. Chris Benoit gets the painful slaps most frequently, you usually see finger bruises on the other guy after the wrestling matches. Then there is the Big Show. With as big as his hand is, and how strong he is, its not a surprise that he gets the loudest slap.

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QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Dec 3, 2005 -> 12:10 PM)
No, there are two "Kings" of the chest slap, IMO.  Chris Benoit gets the painful slaps most frequently, you usually see finger bruises on the other guy after the wrestling matches.  Then there is the Big Show.  With as big as his hand is, and how strong he is, its not a surprise that he gets the loudest slap.

 

John Cena.

 

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