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QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Dec 8, 2005 -> 02:28 PM)
and how many of you, at one time or another, have sang the stupid lyricss listed??

 

:rolly GUILTY!!

 

Yep, I'm guilty too.

 

For some reason, the lyrics don't seem as ridiculous when you sing them, as they do when you read them.

 

Well, they don't to me anyway..

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QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 8, 2005 -> 07:09 AM)
Ouga Chaka ouga! ....

 

OK old timers, without googling, what song does that open?

 

I'm only 27 and know the answer.

 

I was also able to pass a "Baby Boomer" quiz. I had to listen to the oldies station on road trips with my parents a lot when I was younger. :D

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Can't resist...

 

I am the Walrus - The Beatles

 

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

 

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirts

Stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy

You've let your face grow long

 

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggmen

I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

 

Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little

policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm cry

I'm crying

I'm cry

 

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

 

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggmen

I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun

If the Sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

 

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggmen

I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

 

Expert textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snied

I'm crying

 

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking

Edgar Allen Poe

 

I am the Eggman

They are the Eggmen

I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

Coo-coo-ca-choo

Coo-coo-ca-choo

Chooba chooba chooba

Chooba chooba

Chooba chooba chooba

Chooba chooba

Chooba chooba

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Phish - Llama

 

Sunrise over the turquoise mountains

Messenger birds in sight

They came up through the valley

Both sides at a time

Through the cold steady rain

Raid!

I bend down

Poke a double decker on a llama

Taboot

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes

I start to run

It was the loudest thing I'd ever heard

And I knew my time had come

To enter the delta

 

Leave it on press [2x]

Depress, Depress

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Leave it on press

Depress, Depress

Llama, Taboot Taboot

 

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Taboot Taboot

Taboot Taboot

Taboot

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Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song)

 

[Matt:] Hey bra, how we doin' man?

[Karl:] All right.

[Matt:] It's been a while man, life's so rad!

This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em?

[Karl:] Yeah.

[Matt:] Aw man, you want a beer?

[Karl:] All right.

[Matt:] Aw man, this is the best. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff.

This is great, man.

[Karl:] Yeah.

[Matt:] Hey, did you know about the party after the show?

[Karl:] Yeah.

[Matt:] Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked! Take it easy bra'.

 

I'm me

Me be

Goddamn

I am

I can

Sing and

Hear me

Know me

 

If you want to destroy my sweater

Hold this thread as I walk away

 

[Mykel:] Hey, what's up?

[Karl:] Not much.

[Mykel:] Did you hear about the party?

[Karl:] Yeah.

[Mykel:] Um, I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?

 

Oh no

It go

It gone

Bye-bye

Who I

I think

I sink

And I die

 

If you want to destroy my sweater

Hold this thread as I walk away

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked

Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)

I've come undone

 

If you want to destroy my sweater

Hold this thread as I walk away (as I walk away)

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked

Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)

I've come undone

 

I don't want to destroy your tank-top

Let's be friends and just walk away

It's good to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies

Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)

I've come undone

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How about Harry Nilssons"Good Old Desk."

 

My Good Old Desk- by Harry Nilsson

 

Oowah Oowah ah ah ah-ah Oowah Oowah ah

 

My old desk doesn’t arabesque,

in the morning when I first arrive.

It’s a pleasure to see it's waiting there for me

to keep my hopes alive.

Such a comfort to know it’s got no place to go,

it’s always there.

It’s the one thing I’ve got, a huge success,

my Good Old Desk.

 

My old desk never needs a rest,

and I’ve never once heard it cry.

I’ve never seen it tease, it’s always there to please me

from nine to five.

Such a comfort to know, it's dependable and slow,

but it’s always there.

It’s the one friend I’ve got, a giant of all times,

my Good Old Desk.

 

Oowah Oowah ah ah ah-ah Oowah Oowah ah

 

My old desk isn’t picturesque,

but it’s happy as a desk can be.

We never say a word, but it’s perfectly alright with me.

For when my heart's on the floor, I just open the drawer

of my favorite guest.

And what do I see? But a picture of me

working at my Good Old Desk.

 

Oowah Oowah ah ah ah-ah Oowah Oowah ah

 

Nice song btw

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I'll nominate one from a group that is long gone, though the song itself was really pretty much just satyrical.

 

Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex

 

Don't you don't you want to thrill me

Don't you be afraid to tell me

Tell me if you think it's ugly

But now don't you want to touch it anyway

 

I've been looking for a reject

And you ain't had nothing like me yet

Don't you think it's time for motion

I can take what you've been pushin'

 

Hey I know what to do

I'm gonna f*** f*** f*** f*** you

f*** you

Ya I know what to do

I'm gonna f*** f*** f*** f*** you

f*** you I'm gonna

 

I'm the beast and you're the master

You're the meat of the matter

I'm no fool for discretion

When it's on the tip of my tongue

 

Don't you don't you want to thrill me

Don't you be afraid to tell me

Tell me if you think it's ugly

But now don't you want to touch it anyway

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