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Jose Contreras, who is eligible for free agency next year, may have already been offered a contract extension by the White Sox.

It's been reported that Jon Garland turned down a three-year contract. GM Ken Williams indicated that Contreras received a similar offer. "I don't have any desire to break up the rotation that helped us to a championship," Williams said. "That said, both Jose and Jon have been and will be given a chance to stay beyond the 2006 season."

Source:  Chicago Tribune

Eh, the title should be "Contreras may have been offered extension." ;)

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QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Dec 14, 2005 -> 09:52 AM)
Can farting be considered sexy?  ;)

Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatus that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.

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QUOTE(hi8is @ Dec 14, 2005 -> 04:47 AM)
Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatus that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.

Thanks for the info! :lolhitting

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QUOTE(hi8is @ Dec 14, 2005 -> 04:47 AM)
Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatus that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.

 

 

:lolhitting

Damn dude...that's the most informative info I've gotten this week!...I love s*** like that!

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My, my, how the tides have turned.

 

Try telling Soxtalk both Contreras and Konerko have contract extensions last June. Wow.

 

I'd love to see Contreras back. Two years. Three years. The talent is there and if he is able to pitch the way he did the second-half of last year, he'll be considered amongst the league's elite in no time.

 

The talent was always there. He's just now putting all the pieces together.

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QUOTE(hi8is @ Dec 14, 2005 -> 04:47 AM)
Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatus that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.

ROFLMFAO

 

I swear to God I love you

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This would be super huge for the Sox if he reups and pitches like the playoffs/2nd half of last season. I think confidence was the big thing with him. Obviously, the ability was there but Coop and Ozzie helped mold him into what he is now. 8-10 million a year is a steal compared to what pitchers are getting now.

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