jasonxctf Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 anyone catch his rant during his holiday special??? “Merry Christmas. Tonight we celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, whose mom, Mary, just happens to be a virgin—even after she apparently gave birth to Jesus. At least that is what the Catholic Church would have you believe. “Tom Cruise is taking a lot of s--- for belonging to a religion, Scientology, that believes aliens came to this planet 75 million years ago. That is nothing. I was raised Catholic. We believe Mary was a virgin and Jesus ended up walking on water, creating a bottomless jug of wine and rising from the dead. Oh, yeah, and Tom Cruise is crazy. “Listen, Christmas is built on a line of bulls---. Do I believe there was a baby Jesus? You bet your ass I do. But I believe that nine months before he was born someone sure as s--- banged the hell out of his mom.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Dennis is always good for some irreverency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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