Balta1701 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 This is amusing enough for me to stick somewhere. Why We’re All Going to Hell, Part 54,302 A multi-billionaire industrialist donates 97% of his fortune to help fund clean water in Africa, education for blind children, and housing for the mentally ill, and it’s presented by one of the largest news organizations in the world in terms of what it means for Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Howard and the DNC will be getting deposed regarding thier discrimination against gays. http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/dnclawsuit_010208.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 A group of Katrina survivors/evacuees has filed suit against the government. For 3 quadrillion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . . + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s***, it takes all morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Out of the last two posts, I'm having trouble deciding which is the worse joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 No idea how it'll actually play up north, but I don't have a problem with a little creativity in campaign ads now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 01:25 PM) A group of Katrina survivors/evacuees has filed suit against the government. For 3 quadrillion dollars. haha i thought that link was going to send me to TheOnion.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 03:48 PM) No idea how it'll actually play up north, but I don't have a problem with a little creativity in campaign ads now and then. That's a really good commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Only 12 more months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 20, 2008 -> 02:09 PM) Only 12 more months... ... you hope. That SOB might try and nullify the constitution to stay in power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 21, 2008 -> 11:30 PM) ... you hope. That SOB might try and nullify the constitution to stay in power. Come on YAS. Bush is a dick, but he's not THAT stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 21, 2008 -> 11:53 PM) Come on YAS. Bush is a dick, but he's not THAT stupid. Atleast we hope. Gulp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 ABC News called out the Clinton's on their blatantly false Obama attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 03:53 PM) Come on YAS. Bush is a dick, but he's not THAT stupid. If the U.S go into a recession (which is probable) it's probably a good time for him to get out of there really. But I don't think he's really left the best legacy or platform for the next president you'd say (this is just from an outsider's point of view). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 21, 2008 -> 10:53 PM) Come on YAS. Bush is a dick, but he's not THAT stupid. All it would take is another 9/11 type of incident. I hope I'm very wrong about this. We'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 07:41 AM) All it would take is another 9/11 type of incident. I hope I'm very wrong about this. We'll see. You act like this is Pakistan. I don't care if a "9/11 event" happened on January 1 of next year. This country will still go on, with a new president, on January 20, 2009. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 08:12 AM) You act like this is Pakistan. I don't care if a "9/11 event" happened on January 1 of next year. This country will still go on, with a new president, on January 20, 2009. Period. ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 08:55 AM) ok Short, sweet and to the point! Hey, you and I see a lot of things very similiarly, and I agree that GWB has handled himself about as poor as a president can, but he's not bats*** crazy. Anyway, I digress. Have a good one, sir. I better get at the daily grind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 08:57 AM) Short, sweet and to the point! Hey, you and I see a lot of things very similiarly, and I agree that GWB has handled himself about as poor as a president can, but he's not bats*** crazy. Anyway, I digress. Have a good one, sir. I better get at the daily grind. Yes, we do have a similar outlook most of the time. How'd you get so damn smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 08:12 AM) You act like this is Pakistan. I don't care if a "9/11 event" happened on January 1 of next year. This country will still go on, with a new president, on January 20, 2009. Period. ..but what if it happened on Nov. 1st? Would he delay elections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 09:56 AM) ..but what if it happened on Nov. 1st? Would he delay elections? No. Come on, these damn "conspiracy" theories need to go to hell and back. DOH! 9/11 was an inside job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I'd just like to point out one interesting thing. I think most everyone here seems to think that even GW doesn't have the cojones to try to hold onto power after his term is scheduled to end. And yet, on the other hand...that's exactly what Rudy tried to do in NYC after the attacks there. Weeks after them even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 11:09 AM) I'd just like to point out one interesting thing. I think most everyone here seems to think that even GW doesn't have the cojones to try to hold onto power after his term is scheduled to end. And yet, on the other hand...that's exactly what Rudy tried to do in NYC after the attacks there. Weeks after them even. Which is why he's a certified assmonkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 09:12 AM) You act like this is Pakistan. I don't care if a "9/11 event" happened on January 1 of next year. This country will still go on, with a new president, on January 20, 2009. Period. I don't believe that, and in that event I don't believe transitioning power at that time would be realistic – though transitioning at the soonest practical time thereafter would be necessary. That's not any conspiracy mindset either. I just think that it would be extremely difficult to proceed with an orderly transfer of power three weeks after several-thousand US civilians were killed in a terrorist attack and when there are obviously going to be all sorts of retaliatory military plans in the offing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 08:12 AM) You act like this is Pakistan. I don't care if a "9/11 event" happened on January 1 of next year. This country will still go on, with a new president, on January 20, 2009. Period. Besides if you really want to believe the worst of a party, wouldn't it be much easier just to steal another election, and install another proxy President, instead of risking a HUGE public backlash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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