Texsox Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long Give Me A Big Beat She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman I had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS: Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me all night long Working double time On the seduction line She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine Wanted no applause Just another cause Made a meal out of me and come back for more Had to cool me down To take another round Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing 'Cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were makin it and you - CHORUS And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well you took me You really took me and you Shook me all night long Ooooh you Shook me all night long Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long Your really took me and you Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Not so fast Angus! Color Me Badd has something to say about that! I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd C'mon baby where you going Cos ya know i want it... I don't wanna sex ya to get ya Because i want it Cutie just slip into your negligee And let l'll shawn make love to ya all day Cos the first time i saw ya I wanted to kick it to ya Your body is slammin' So honey can i do ya Cos you and i both know tricks are for kids So get the Don Perignon outta the fridge I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind Cos on a scale of one to ten No question your a dime I'm attracted to ya cos you give me love And sweetheart, Color Me Badd Is gonna sex you up Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight Lovely, lovely lady I wanna make you feel all right, yeah I can't deny, baby I wanna love you down You are so fine, baby All I wanna do is Chorus (I Wanna Sex You Up) I Want to sex you up All night (girl you make me feel good) I want to (let me rub you down) sex you up. Say do you feel lonely girl Let me turn down the lights So I can hold you in the darkness Ooh baby, let's make love tonight Yeah, dig, you feel so right baby When I love you down Please be my wife, sugar Cause all I wanna do is Chorus Girl you just make me feel so good I just wanna... I just wanna Just lay back, and enjoy the ride all I wanna do is Chorus Make sweet lovin' all night long Feels so right it can't be wrong Don't be shy girl come to me Open up your heart and I'll set you free I want to touch you all the right places, baby I want to make love you All night... Edited December 21, 2005 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I guess you prefer begging to bragging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (ya' jes' can’t do it) She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don’t mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin’ from Done spent three hours An’ I ain’t got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot - But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot - But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot - But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot - But you ain’t been to it ’cause I can’t get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta get out of it Before I get into it ’cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An’ you’re half-way there ’cause if my mind’s tore up Then my body don’t care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An’ said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin’ the bet An’ wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little [umph!] if I wasn’t done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn’t give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An’ asked if she had any cooties on there (whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin’ (Buns up!) I was wheelin’ an dealin’ (Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh!) She surrended to the feelin’ (She sweetly surrendered) An’ she started in to squealin’ Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red Some drool rollin’ down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered ’n quaked An’ clutched at herself While her sister made a joke ’bout her mental health ’till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...Dora... M-m-m...it’s real angora Would y’all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An’ how ’bout you, Dauna? D'you wanna? Mmm...sound like you might be chokin’ on somethin’ Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more... Mmm, sure...listen D’you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? Mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize ’em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe humm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 One of my favorites, if nothing else for its pathetic lack of obviousness... Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) by John, tells of an affair that he had. Lennon said in 1970 that he was trying to write about an affair without letting his wife (then Cynthia) know that he was writing about an affair. Although the theme is obvious, I guess at the time, Cynthia did not realize he was conveying an actual event. With Norwegian Wood, it was the first time that George Harrison played his sitar on a Beatles recording. It was recorded on October 21, 1965. I once had a girl, Or should I say she once had me, she showed me her room, Isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay, and she told me to sit anywhere, so I looked around, and I noticed there wasn't a chair I sat on a rug biding my time, drinking her wine, we talked until two and then she said, "it's time for bed" She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh, I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown, so I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 and I alwyas get a kick out of it when kids and old people are dancing at a wedding to this song. I'm like...do they know the lyrics?? Do they hear the guy say if it ain't tight enough you can stick it up my @ss!!!! It's probably one of the dirtiest songs ever written that everyone will get up and dance too... Strokin' When I start makin´ love I don´t just make love... I be strokin´ That´s what I be doin´, huh I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin´ Let me ask you somethin´... What time of the day do you like to make love Have you ever made love just before breakfast Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said: ´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin´ Let me ask you something... How long has it been since you made love, huh? Did you make love yesterday Did you make love last week Did you make love last year Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight But just remember, when you start making love You make it hard, long, soft, short And be strokin´ I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin´ Now when I start making love to my woman I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified ´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooh s***, Clarence Carter´ The other night I was strokin´ my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: ´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO! I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin´ I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin´, Yeah! I be strokin´ I stroke it to the north I stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my... WOO! I be strokin´ I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! I be strokin´ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Starland Vocal Band's timeless classic: Gonna find my baby Gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight My motto's always been when it's right it's right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway Think of you is working up an appetite Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting Skyrockets in flight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Started out this morning feeling so polite I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite But you got some bait a'waitin and I think I might Like nibbling a little Afternoon Delight Skyrockets in flight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Be waiting for me baby when I come around We can make a lot of luvin' fore the sun goes down Think of you is working up an appetite Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting Skyrockets in flight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Afternoon Delight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 09:47 AM) One of my favorites, if nothing else for its pathetic lack of obviousness... Did you know that John is alluding to the song's protagonist burning da b****'s house down in the last verse? It's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 09:51 AM) Did you know that John is alluding to the song's protagonist burning da b****'s house down in the last verse? It's true. I did not know that Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 08:51 AM) Did you know that John is alluding to the song's protagonist burning da b****'s house down in the last verse? It's true. Come on Paul Harvey, let's hear, the rest . . . of the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 On the phone with customers, rounding up some orders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Take a look at me Tell me do you like what you see Do you think you can - Do you think you can do me? Kiss me pretty baby Touch me all over Girl what makes you think you can do with me Do you think you can do me - yeah Do me baby Oh Do me baby Do you think you can Do me baby Do me Do me baby Yeah, now that's it Girl let your hair down Take off your clothes And leave on your shoes Would you mind if I looked at you for a moment Before I make sweet love Back stage Under age Adolescent How ya doin? Fine, she replied I said, I'd like to do the wild thing Action took place Hey, kind of wet Come on, don't forget The J the I the M the M the Y, yo I need a body bag Do me baby - Oh Do me baby You can do me when you want to do me Do me baby - yeah Do me baby I like it in the morning time - yeah Sometimes I love it in the eventing, baby Can you do me all over - yeah yeah yeah The time was 6 o'clock on this swatch watch No time to chill Got a date, I can't be late Hey - the girl is gonna do me Move to the Jacuzzi Ooh that booty Smack it up, flip it, rub it down OH NOOOO Do me baby Yeah, Do me baby Oh baby, I like it just like that I love the way you do it to me baby Do me baby Oh, Move just a little bit closer You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me (x2) I love the way you touch me when you touch my body all over baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 09:59 AM) Come on Paul Harvey, let's hear, the rest . . . of the story That was John's own admission in an interview. The repeated reference to 'isn't it good? Norwegian wood' were taken directlt from a fling he had where in the back of his mind he kept thinking of how quickly her wood-panelled house (or apartment, I don't recall) would go up in flames. Thanksfully, rather than acting on the impulse, John merely wrote a song about it. The song is of course important for George's contribution to it – the first time he played sitar on a record and a foretelling of his later more serious exploration of that instrument. And now you know. . . the rest of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 First off, I always thought I lit a fire was in reference to a joint. Second off, if Afternoon Delight is being quoted, I always have linked these two babies together I gave a girl a ride in my wagon Now she crawled in and took control She was tired as her mind was draggin' And I said get some sleep--we'll get on down the road Like a picture she was laying there And moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand She's gonna love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me Her young face was like that of an angel And her long legs were tanned and brown Better keep your eyes on the road son Better slow this vehicle down 'cause 'Cause like a picture she was laying there And moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand She's gonna love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me I put her out in a town that was so small You could throw a rock from end to end A dirt road main street, she walked off in her barefeet And it's a shame I won't be passin' through again Like a picture she was laying there And moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand We made love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me Yeah like a picture she was laying there And moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand We made love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSouthSider59 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Not going to post the lyrics, but T.L.C.'s "Red Light Special", is a pretty good sex bit........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credepopsup Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Gerald Levert - "G Spot" Well here we are; just me and you Just you; just us and the bedroom Here’s a robe; take off your clothes, hmmmmmm Take my hand the waters running baby in the bubble bath, candles everywhere Relax and unwind. I’m a wash your back while you take a sip of this red wine Welcome to my lair, lair, lair, lair, this is where we play girl It’s on baby, promise you we won’t stop no, no. Till you know your G Spot. It aint nothing but love for you baby; My lair, this is where we play baby, It’s my playground. We’ll be getting down Rub your shoulders, kiss your neck; Roll my tongue down your back Pick you up. Oooo you’re all wet. Lay your sexy body on the bed Now close your eyes cause this is where our lips collide baby. Are you ready yet? Baby can I slip inside? Welcome to my Lair, baby, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, baby, baby, baby I aint gonna stop, I aint gonna stop. Oooo can you feel me It’s getting hard baby, it’s getting had baby to hold back, to hold back baby Oooooooooooooooooo Oh baby, oh you feel so good uh, so wet. Ahhh can you feel me? You like it like that huh? Ahhh keep it steady baby, rock it steady baby Ahhh, ahh, ahh, I won’t stop. I don’t want to stop. Ummmm, oooooooo, ahhhh I’m about to go their baby; I’m about to go their baby Oooooooooooooooooooooo, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oooooooo Ah, I aint gonna stop it baby; I aint gonna stop baby, I aint gonna stop girl till you're there Till you say G, what’s my name? Tell me what’s my name? What’s my name baby?What’s my name girl? Won’t stop, won’t stop till you know your G Spot, your G Spot Ohhhhhh. Ready to start up again, ahhhh baby you feel it? It’s coming back, it’s coming back Ha, ha, ha. Ahhh yeah I love it baby, I love it baby uh, ooowe, your still so wet How you keep it like that? Uh Ohhhhhhh Got me screaming like a little girl Edited December 21, 2005 by Credepopsup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Anything by Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Too lazy to post the lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Hmmmmm..... How about "Double Team" or "f*** Her Gently" by Tenacious D? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Let's put the X in Sex - Kiss I touch myself - (can never remember the group that sang this) The Humpty Dance Edited December 21, 2005 by Iwritecode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 12:58 PM) Let's put the X in Sex - Kiss I touch myself - (can never remember the group that sang this) The Humpty Dance the divinals did "Touch" right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Dec 21, 2005 -> 11:01 AM) Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Too lazy to post the lyrics. Eeek.. I thought that was more a rape song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind My mind is tellin me no but my body my body's tellin me yes I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody But there is something that I must confess........... (chill) [Chorus: repeat 4x] I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind See I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl So baby bring your body to me (bring your body here) I'm not fooling around with you baby My love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl see I need someone someone like me to satisfy your every needs [Chorus 4x] You say he's not treating you right Then lady spend the night now I'll love you like you need to be love (girl why don't you try some of me) No need to look no more because I've opened up my door You'll never feel another love you see I need someone, someone like me girl to make love to you baby constanly [Chorus 4x] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 John the Baptist-by The Afghan Whigs Hey... Welcome home I got a little wine Some Marvin Gaye Come on and taste me Come on and take me, I'm yours Dance, little sister, dance This is my girl you're talkin' to There isn't anything I wouldn't do So take me... Taste me... Erase me I'm yours... Let's get it on Anything for a lover Anything for a friend I only wanna see you happy Baby can we pretend I'd give anything to see you dance I'd give anything to see you smile But baby doesn't want just anything She wants everything Hey... Welcome home I got a little wine I got a little time So come on and take me Come on and taste me Come on and waste me Come on erase me I'm yours... Let's get it on I got the devil in me, girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Ahhhaa, push it Ahhhaa, push it Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Get up on this! Ow! baby! Salt N Pepa’s here! [now wait a minute, y’all This dance ain’t for everybody Only the sexy people So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance Dance, I said!] Salt and pepa’s here, and we’re in effect Want you to push it, babe Coolin’ by day then at night working up a sweat C’mon girls, let’s go show the guys that we know How to become number one in a hot party show Now push it Ahhhaa, push it - push it good Ahhhaa, push it - push it real good Ahhhaa, push it - push it good Ahhhaa, push it - p-push it real good Hey! ow! Push it good! Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Push it good Push it real good Ahhhaa, push it Ahhhaa, push it Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I’m gonna get pissed Can’t you hear the music’s pumpin’ hard like I wish you would? Now push it Push it good Push it real good Push it good P-push it real good Ahhhaa, push it Get up on this! Boy, you really got me going You got me so I don’t know what I’m doing Ahhhaa, push it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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