Best Song About Sex

[Heads22]

Would "Get Low" be in bad taste?

 

[humming] To the windows....to the walls....[/humming]

[bjm676]

Silk - "Freak Me"

 

Let me lick you up and down

Til you say stop

Let me play with your body baby

Make you real hot

Let me do all the things you want me to do

Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

 

Baby don't you understand

I wanna be your nasty man

I wanna make your body scream

And you will know just what I

(you know what I mean)

24 carat gold

To warm the nights when you get cold

I wanna lick you up and down

And then I wanna lay you down

C'mon silk

 

*chorus*

 

I love the taste of whipcream

Spread it on don't be mean

(baby don't be mean)

You know I can't resist you girl

I'll fly you all around the world

(all around the world, oh baby)

I wanna make your body drip

C'mon let me take a sip

(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)

Take off what you cherish most

(c'mon,c'mon, come on, come on baby)

Cuz when I brag I like to brag and boast

 

*chorus*

 

You, you, you, you

Oh you

You, you, you, you

Let me freak you

You, you, you, you

All of you

I want it, I want it

You, you, you, you

Oh you

You, you, you, you

Let me do you

Cuz tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you

 

*chorus

[The Critic]

I'll go with a different Afghan Whigs song, "Somethin' Hot":

 

I got your phone number, baby

I'll call you sometime

I think I might, be out tonight

Maybe give you a ride

Cocktails for two, down lover's lane

I wantcha so bad, after tonight

I'll never walk the same

And you're to blame

 

I wanna getcha high

I wanna get next to you

I wanna feel everything aboutcha, girl

I wanna feel good

You make me feel good

 

Baby, you don't know

Just how I lie awake

And dream awhile, about your smile

And the way you make yo ass shake

If that ain't love

I guess I'll never know

A sweeter lie, you'd be surprised

Just how far I'd go

To make it so

[LosMediasBlancas]

I'll go with a different Afghan Whigs song, "Somethin' Hot":

 

I got your phone number, baby

I'll call you sometime

I think I might, be out tonight

Maybe give you a ride

Cocktails for two, down lover's lane

I wantcha so bad, after tonight

I'll never walk the same

And you're to blame

 

I wanna getcha high

I wanna get next to you

I wanna feel everything aboutcha, girl

I wanna feel good

You make me feel good

 

Baby, you don't know

Just how I lie awake

And dream awhile, about your smile

And the way you make yo ass shake

If that ain't love

I guess I'll never know

A sweeter lie, you'd be surprised

Just how far I'd go

To make it so

 

 

 

Yessir, ya can't go wrong with Greg Dulli lyrics. That dude had one thing on the brain most of the time.

 

 

I'd like to nominate "Let's Wait a While" By Janet Jackson......to think she went from that to showing us here boob at the Super Bowl.

[CanOfCorn]

If you like to laugh during sex...how about:

 

People are still having sex - LaTour

 

OR anything by 2 Live Crew.

[The Critic]

Yessir, ya can't go wrong with Greg Dulli lyrics.  That dude had one thing on the brain most of the time.

yep, and the music fit the lyrics perfectly. The Whigs were an underappreciated band for sure. Saw them twice at Metro and they were great both times.

[LosMediasBlancas]

yep, and the music fit the lyrics perfectly. The Whigs were an underappreciated band for sure. Saw them twice at Metro and they were great both times.

I bet I was at the same shows. Agree 100%.

 

Five bucks to anyone who can find the lyrics to Marvin Gaye's "Sanctified Lady", originally titled "Sanctififed P***y". Oh yeah kiddies, Marvin was freaky way back in the day.

[juddling]

Not sure if this song has been mentioned but it doesn't get much more straight-forward than this........

 

 

Bell Biv DeVoe - Do Me

 

 

 

Take a look at me

Tell me do you like what you see

Do you think you can -

Do you think you can do me?

 

Kiss me pretty baby

Touch me all over

Girl what makes you think you can do with me

Do you think you can do me - yeah

 

Do me baby Oh

Do me baby

Do you think you can

Do me baby

Do me

Do me baby

Yeah, now that's it

 

Girl let your hair down

Take off your clothes

And leave on your shoes

Would you mind if I looked at you for a moment

Before I make sweet love

 

Back stage

Under age

Adolescent

How ya doin?

Fine, she replied

I said, I'd like to do the wild thing

 

Action took place

Hey, kind of wet

Come on, don't forget

The J the I the M the M the Y, yo

I need a body bag

 

Do me baby - Oh

Do me baby

You can do me when you want to do me

Do me baby - yeah

Do me baby

 

I like it in the morning time - yeah

Sometimes I love it in the eventing, baby

Can you do me all over - yeah yeah yeah

 

The time was 6 o'clock on this swatch watch

No time to chill

Got a date, I can't be late

Hey - the girl is gonna do me

 

Move to the Jacuzzi

Ooh that booty

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down

OH NOOOO

 

Do me baby

Yeah,

Do me baby

Oh baby, I like it just like that

I love the way you do it to me baby

Do me baby

Oh, Move just a little bit closer

 

You can do me in the morning

You can do me in the night

You can do me when you wanna do me (x2)

 

I love the way you touch me when you touch my body all over baby

 

 

 

[aboz56]

Here is my contribution, by Blulight, Sex is on my mind, lol this is hilarious:

 

ooh, ooh la la, la la, ooh la la la

 

sex is on my mind.

 

 

 

(chorus)

 

sex is on my mind.

 

(I wanna love you down if you let me)

 

sex is on my mind.

 

(I wanna be the one that you sexin')

 

sex is on my mind.

 

(I wanna love you down if you let me)

 

sex is on my mind

 

(I wanna be the one that you sexin')

 

 

 

(verse 1)

 

I know she heard it on the phone, but she was to fly for me, you know. I knew that this time I would have to come real so she could know exactly how I feel, eel.

 

And I wanted her to be with me, kissing her lips is all my mind would think. Just when I dont know and I can not wait,to lick that booty(booty). yeah.

 

 

 

(chorus)

 

 

 

(verse 2)

 

I finally got her all alone.I spit so hard I saw it right through her clothes. Then I licked my lips cause I knew today, that I would finally get my way, yeahh. And this is like a freaky dream, I livin' out all of, all these fantasies. She was a freak that would do many things, just to hear me scream.

 

 

 

(bridge 2x's)

 

girl you know you got me goin' crazy.

 

(got me goin crazy baby)

 

cause in my mind itz sayin'ba-by.

 

cause you know you got me goin' crazy...all the time. (chorus)

 

sex is on my mind

 

(sex is on my, sex is on my mind, on my mind)

 

sex is on my mind

 

(I dont have a mind, I dont have a mind...from you ba-by)

 

sex is on my mind

 

(oooh oooh oooh, ooh)

 

sex is on my mind

 

(I dont have a mind, I dont have a mind)

 

I wanna be the one that you sexin' ba-by

 

 

 

la la la la la la

 

insane me baby

 

la la la la la la

 

goin crazy...all the time.

 

 

 

(bridge and chorus til fade)

[TheBlackSox8]

BloodhoundGang-the bad touch

 

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me

and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are

inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

 

CHORUS:

(do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(gettin' horny now)

 

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft

advisory"

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship

Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like

Lyle

And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files

 

(do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(gettin' horny now)

[3 BeWareTheNewSox 5]

lady marmalade

 

 

 

or drips

[easyw]

anything by The Pursuit of Happiness...

 

Or Kool Keith...

[The Critic]

anything by The Pursuit of Happiness...

 

Or Kool Keith...

Good call on TPOH too!

Another band I liked a lot!

[BigEdWalsh]

SIXTY MINUTE MAN

 

The Dominoes

 

Well, listen here, girls, I'm telling you now,

They call me loving Dan,

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

And if you don't believe I'm all I say,

Come up and take my hand.

As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry

"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"

 

Chorus

There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing,

And then you'll holler, "Danny boy, please don't stop!"

There'll be fifteen minutes of teasing, fifteen minutes of

pleasing,

Fifteen minutes of blowing my top (mop! mop! mop!)

 

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,

Come up and see your Dan.

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

Chorus 2

Sixty (minute man)

Well they call me (loving Dan)

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

Repeat chorus 2

 

Repeat chorus

 

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,

Come up and see your Dan.

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

Oh yeah! Sixty minute,

Rocking, rolling, ramming, jamming all night long

 

I'm a sixty-minute man.

[FlaSoxxJim]

Great old tune, Big Ed!

[easyw]

Yeah - TPOH... Moe Berg has more pent-up sexual frustration than any man should... that was one band, irreguardless of being Canadian, that was just a few years ahead of the game.

[White Sox Josh]

Wiggle, Wiggle by Ali

 

Close second for Bill So Horny by 2 Live Crew

[SoCalSouthSider59]

SIXTY MINUTE MAN

 

The Dominoes

 

Well, listen here, girls, I'm telling you now,

They call me loving Dan,

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

And if you don't believe I'm all I say,

Come up and take my hand.

As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry

"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"

 

Chorus

There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing,

And then you'll holler, "Danny boy, please don't stop!"

There'll be fifteen minutes of teasing, fifteen minutes of

pleasing,

Fifteen minutes of blowing my top (mop! mop! mop!)

 

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,

Come up and see your Dan.

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

Chorus 2

Sixty (minute man)

Well they call me (loving Dan)

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

Repeat chorus 2

 

Repeat chorus

 

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,

Come up and see your Dan.

I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

Oh yeah! Sixty minute,

Rocking, rolling, ramming, jamming all night long

 

I'm a sixty-minute man.

 

Absolutely!

 

And from 1951 too.........

 

 

[The Critic]

This song isn't about sex, but it's DEFINITELY about f***:

 

"I Love To Say f***" by The Murderdolls

 

f***

 

Well I ain't got a f***ing problem

I just love to say f***

And I don't care who's around me

I could really give a f***

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherf***ing father

I could really give a f*** now

That ain't my motherf***ing problem

 

Oh, yeah

I love to say f*** when I'm driving in my car

f*** when I'm walking in the f***ing park

f*** you if you don't like what I say

I love to say f*** every f***ing day

Oh yeah

 

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

 

Well I hope I don't offend you

When I say the word f***

I guess you had it coming to you

You're such a worthless little f***

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherf***ing father

I could really give a f*** now

That ain't my motherf***ing problem

 

Oh, yeah

I love to say f*** when I'm driving in my car

f*** when I'm walking in the f***ing park

f*** you if you don't like what I say

I love to say f*** every f***ing day

Oh yeah

 

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

 

Well I ain't got a f***ing problem

I just love to say f***

And I don't care who's around me

I could really give a f***

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherf***ing father

I could really give a f*** now

That ain't my motherf***ing problem

 

Oh, yeah

I love to say f*** when I'm driving in my car

f*** when I'm walking in the f***ing park

f*** you if you don't like what I say

I love to say f*** every f***ing day

Oh yeah

 

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

I love to say f***

 

F.U.C.K. every f***ing day (f*** f*** f*** f***)

F.U.C.K. every f***ing day (f*** f*** f*** f***)

F.U.C.K. every f***ing day (f*** f*** f*** f***)

F.U.C.K. every f***ing day (f*** f*** f*** f***)

 

f***

f***

f***

f***

f***

f***

f***

f***

 

One nation under f*** with liberty f***ing justice for all