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Hmm..

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
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During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg. 

 

I'm Jehovah's Witness... we don't celebrate thanksgiving, sucker!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I'm not Jehovah's Witness.

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 09:25 AM)
My shoelace will get stuck in an escalator.  I will be dragged to the top and die from internal injuries.  :bringit

 

I think this is the urban ledgend told to young kids to get them to keep their shoelaces tied.

 

Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY.

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 10:48 AM)
Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY.

 

I'm gald you're ok and all, but sorry man, I can't stop laughing at you. :lolhitting

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i put my wife's name in for s***s and giggles.....

 

.....she will be bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel and die from rabies complications 4 days later.

 

 

I told her that sometimes it DOESN"T pay to play with the squirrel!!!!!!!!

 

 

:bang :bang

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Going with full name it was revealed....

 

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

 

 

:bang :bang

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This is something that COULD have happened to me before I had a kid. I drove like a jackass when I was younger, but now I stop when the light turns yellow. :ph34r: :D

 

"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."

 

At least the Mrs. will save money on a casket. Just scoop me into a plastic bag with a ladle and drop me into a hole.

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While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

 

Woo-hoo! Now I just need to arrange for my life's story to be made into a book, featured on Dateline, and used at the DNC to try to rebuild gun-control as an issue, thus immensely infuriating Nuke!

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