juddling Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 death psychic ...says i will die from liver complications after years of hard drinking. ...i used to never believe in these things....scary!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Pleasant site... Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 lol You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Hmm.. While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I'm too damned superstitious to go to that site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 My shoelace will get stuck in an escalator. I will be dragged to the top and die from internal injuries. I think this is the urban ledgend told to young kids to get them to keep their shoelaces tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 sounds great While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 mine says I won a free t-shirt from the death psychic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg. I'm Jehovah's Witness... we don't celebrate thanksgiving, sucker! *I'm not Jehovah's Witness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 09:25 AM) My shoelace will get stuck in an escalator. I will be dragged to the top and die from internal injuries. I think this is the urban ledgend told to young kids to get them to keep their shoelaces tied. Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 10:48 AM) Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY. I'm gald you're ok and all, but sorry man, I can't stop laughing at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I KNEW IT!!! Damn waiters... An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 09:51 AM) I'm gald you're ok and all, but sorry man, I can't stop laughing at you. Yeah, like you're alone at laughing at me. Don't get all "cool" feeling, there's entire nations created of people who laugh at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I'm apparently getting mauled to death by a rabid pit bull. I guess I should be more careful at the ol' dog park.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 i put my wife's name in for s***s and giggles..... .....she will be bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel and die from rabies complications 4 days later. I told her that sometimes it DOESN"T pay to play with the squirrel!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Uh oh. Your guys are all weird deaths: You suffer a massive heart attack while home alone. You collapse to the ground, only to be found dead hours later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly. ...almost too realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Going with full name it was revealed.... You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted. I don't even like toast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 This is something that COULD have happened to me before I had a kid. I drove like a jackass when I was younger, but now I stop when the light turns yellow. "While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop." At least the Mrs. will save money on a casket. Just scoop me into a plastic bag with a ladle and drop me into a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly. Woo-hoo! Now I just need to arrange for my life's story to be made into a book, featured on Dateline, and used at the DNC to try to rebuild gun-control as an issue, thus immensely infuriating Nuke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum. Yeah that sounds about right for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I did Buehrle for the hell of it and... While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud. Kinda freaky considering he's a hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 07:16 PM) I did Buehrle for the hell of it and... Kinda freaky considering he's a hunter. i knew there was going to be a downside of signing thome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.