Queen Prawn Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 (edited) You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm. I guess we won't get that dog after all. Edited January 17, 2006 by Queen Prawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble. I knew I hated Cell phones for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill. hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDsDirtySox Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly. I am very injury prone, so this wouldn't suprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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