Steff Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 First Month: You say hi to virtually everyone, and agree with everyone's posts, wish total strangers Happy Birthday, pray for folks you have no clue about and give out roses by the dozens. Second Month : You venture out cautiously by clicking on the YES to the "Do you want a pm option?" question in your membership. Third Month: you answer every single pm you get Fourth Month: You start exchanging email addresses and join ALL the off shoot private message boards where you read every post by every poster and you wonder why you have motion sickness. Fifth Month: You show the courage to post your own opinion. You start by posting in big chnuks with no paragraphs, all letters in CAPS and use strange colors and italics. Sixth Month: You take sides when you see a board fight you have no clue about just because it seems the in thing to do! Seventh Month: You snicker when you recognize a fool on board and dare to use the :headshake icon for the very first time. Behind the scenes you begin to forward pms to pals and enemies to stir the cauldron. You post cryptic lies like:"Everyon thinks you are a pi$$ing poor waste of protoplasm, we don't like you." Eighth Month: you get into your first public board fight and watch posters take sides and imagine all those on your side are truly on your side. You threaten to sue and print out their posts. Ninth Month: You become a witless pawn by the imagined folks on your side to lead a gang bash against your FIRST OFFICIAL CYBER ENEMY! Tenth Month: You start losing patience about being too nice and start to express your true feelings with a simple :rolly . Eleventh Month: You are pithy and save band width by making short sentences that are phrased pretty much like " **** You A**, @#$%&*&%!!" Twelfth Month: Your very first banning, awwwww! You are shocked to be banned, see a doctor for chest pains (I'm not kidding here, folks have had real heart attacks after first banning). Thirteenth Month: glower in silence at the mods, get your boiling point up, start emailing all your friends to ask why you were banned, start emailing the mods MULTIPLE TIMES imagining they have the time or patience to read, let alone explain why you were banned. Fourteenth Month : You see your enemy gloating in public with winks and beer mugs about your banning so you make up half a dozen nics and start a fugitive troll existence and attack your enemy. You leave some of the private boards in a huff and join other boards but continue to lurk at your old boards incognito to keep an eye on the enemy. Ha ha. Fifteenth Month: You come back with a reknewed version of your original nic. For eg. Newbie2 or The New & Improved Newbie or The Newly Depraved Newbie. Sixteenth Month : You get even by posting links to rude obnoxious sites and if you are smart enough there is a virus attached. Seventeenth Month: You notice people have you on ignore so you come back with your secert second nic and quote yourself just so those who have you on ignore can read your insults to them Eighteenth Month: You start to chill and offer your enemy the olive branch Nineteenth Month: You are tired of being banned, you start toeing the line Twentieth Month: you start serious fights with the mods, get hold of their boss's name and phone and email address and post it and encourage folks to complain. You fail to notice it doesn't faze the mods. You read the TOS carefully and look up your legal rights. 21st Month: you have finally figured out the mods bed time and nap times so you know when to post bannable things at what time to get maximum exposure. 22nd month: You beat the system by buying software which allows your IP number to show you posting from Draga pri Rake, Germany to Dacca, Bangla Desh. 23rd month : The truth that certain posters really don't care about your insane threats and rants finally gets to you! 24th month: Awww geez, the mods still have their jobs and the board continues without you... What happened to all those promises someone high up made you in exchange for a few favors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 you recognize a fool on board and dare to use the jpshakehead.gif icon for the very first time. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Did Ncorigable and G-man co-author this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hi everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 10:39 AM) Hi everyone hi brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I don't think I have ever used the " :headshake " guy. If I have...it's been once. I've also never been banned from a board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hey, can you tell if you are on "ignore"??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Did somebody just say something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hahaha. You need to make sure everybody is behaving themselves, so I know you don't have me on ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Which month is, "You flood 'Sex, Lies, and Politics' folder with threads on a regular basis"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 10:12 AM) Hey, can you tell if you are on "ignore"??? No, if someone has you on ignore there's really no way for you to know. There's a few people who reply to my posts even though I have them on ignore because they don't know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 12:54 PM) There's a few people who reply to my posts even though I have them on ignore because they don't know better. lol i thought if someone was on ignore you couldn't see any of their posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(mr_genius @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 01:13 PM) lol i thought if someone was on ignore you couldn't see any of their posts You can see that they made a post but you just can't see what they posted. Every once in a while I'll read a post from someone on my list. I just like not being forced to view posts by certain people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Well I'm in my 19th month and I'm not banned.........yet, haha I hope I won't be either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I still have my job despite adding nothing to the site. Good thing I'm friends with Steff, or I'd have been outta here long ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I got too much time on my hands its takin me to insanity I got too much time on my hands Its a calamity I got too much time on my hands And its taking away, taking away from me Thats what I have to say about that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 10:10 AM) I don't think I have ever used the " :headshake " guy. If I have...it's been once. I've also never been banned from a board. I think you need to get banned for one day..just to say its happened to you.. Edited January 18, 2006 by GASHWOUND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(mr_genius @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 01:13 PM) lol i thought if someone was on ignore you couldn't see any of their posts Is anyone besides, Mr_Genius, going to reply to this topic?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 10:12 AM) Sorry You Have Wisely Chosen To Ignore This User. To Un-ignore, and to once again be subjected to his mindless ramblings, press 1 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 12:16 PM) Which month is, "You flood 'Sex, Lies, and Politics' folder with threads on a regular basis"? I think that was month 4 for me :rolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 18, 2006 -> 11:16 AM) I think becuase everyone is this thread is on my ignore list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jan 18, 2006 -> 11:11 AM) Is anyone besides, Mr_Genius, going to reply to this topic?? thats it ignored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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