Texsox Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Today's list was first published on October 7, 1998. Top 5 Sports Phrases Used During the Sex Championships 5> Time out while he dons the protective gear. 4> Unbelievable! Cox has gone to the mound eleven times tonight! That's gotta be a record! 3> Looks like he's a couple of inches short. 2> They're bringing out the chains. and Top5's Number 1 Sports Phrase Used During the Sex Championships 1> GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!! GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!! GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!! Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 14-item list and the Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list: "Thrown Out at Home" http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 "This has been a back-and-forth match all night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (In my best Bill Murray impression) It's in the hole!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 "He drives the hole..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I like #4 the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 From actual experience: 1. Uh Oh, bye bye 2. You can put it on the board!!! Yes!!!! 3. And we are ready for some OT 4. Heres the tip 5. Tee it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 just don't strap it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 QUOTE(Reddy @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 02:17 PM) just don't strap it on LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 And much to her dismay. . . he beats the 24-second shot clock. That's gotta hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 05:15 PM) And much to her dismay. . . he beats the 24-second shot clock. That's gotta hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 He just popped that screw ball out of the park, what a power stroke, home run. lol sorry I tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Oh, my. You just hate to see a player go down like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 "The offense has penetrated the backfield." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 In the end, he just barely pulled that one out. Good thing, too -- it's been a long time coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 She steps on the rubber . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 That's the deepest penetration all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) "That tight end has had balls bouncing off all night long!" Edited January 20, 2006 by knightni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Wow, I never thought the Twins would beat the Big Unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 he's having his caddie reach in and take the ball out of the hole . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 And the Mazatlan owner told Borchard, "Your money's on the dresser, we're done with you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Adds new meaning to being a switch hitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 He can usually reach around and slap those balls, but this receiver didn't let him get off so easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 I can't believe he fell for the hidden ball trick, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I know he thinks he's a 4.5 player, but with the 'roids he'll be lucky to pull off anything close to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 COME ON TIMO! COME ON TIMO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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