suffering-nomore-sox fan Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I apologize if this is already on the board. I rarely like these Cub jokes but this is a good one: Miller Lite presents Real Men of Genius: Today, we salute you, Mr. Cub Fan Bandwagon Jumper White Sox fan. As you drive south like a nervous wreck doen the Dan Ryan in the Mercedes that your parents bought for you, you wonder, "Will the South Side Faithful accept me and my sweater-vest and Old Style- drinking ways?" You arrive at the ball park only to realize that "Hey, there's no Ronnie-Woo-Woo here, but only countless look-alikes selling shirts that saay, "Cubs Suck", and Cuck Da Fubs." But this doesn't offend you!! Why? Because now you're a Sox fan, damnit, and to prove it you put on your newly purchased White Sox cap, only to be ridiculed by a real Sox fan, who says to his buddies,"Wow, look at that douchebag." So crack open an ice cold Lite oh Fairest of the Fairweather Fairies, because if it's the Blue Jays that make the playoffs next year, you might have to carry around a new pet bird like the little b**** that you are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 haha that is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxRock05 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 JiYea!!!! Beautiful!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Ah yes, how annoying the bandwagoners are. Try to ignore them, and just enjoy the fact that the White Sox are the f***ing World Champs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxPhan7 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 maybe its just me, but i dont have a huge problem with bandwagoners. I mean everyone likes sold out stadiums and a large fan base so this increase in fans has to come from somewhere. Hopefully these bandwagoners have kids who then become true Sox fans. i think all that is important is that people knew you were a true fan before the sox won it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 QUOTE(SoxPhan7 @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 02:47 PM) maybe its just me, but i dont have a huge problem with bandwagoners. I mean everyone likes sold out stadiums and a large fan base so this increase in fans has to come from somewhere. Hopefully these bandwagoners have kids who then become true Sox fans. i think all that is important is that people knew you were a true fan before the sox won it all. I agree. It is not so much that I love to wait for beer and bladder relief at a packed ballpark, but I welcome the extra revenue to pay the players. However, I will draw the line at opponent's home runs being thrown back on the field of play. If we can keep that from catching on, I will refrain from mocking the bandwagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 QUOTE(Beltin'Bill @ Jan 28, 2006 -> 12:04 AM) I agree. It is not so much that I love to wait for beer and bladder relief at a packed ballpark, but I welcome the extra revenue to pay the players. However, I will draw the line at opponent's home runs being thrown back on the field of play. If we can keep that from catching on, I will refrain from mocking the bandwagon. Point the "fan" out to security. A few escorts out of the ballpark should eliminate that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Like or hate bangwagoners, that joke was hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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