hi8is Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 every single drink in the f***ing book guys and gals..... scotch is ruined for me because i cant count nor remember how many times i woke up in the middle of the night drenched in scotch smelling piss..... yaggermester is runined for me because the last time i drank it i f***ed a really repuslive girl named jyn until her ass was so brused it looked like a blue, purple, and black universe.... beer is runined for me because i tend to piss myself on that s*** as well.... my liver has been through eminse damage and its laughed at me while it got its revenge. all liquor is done for me, it makes me a drunkin f***ing idiot who does stupid stupid (funny laugh your ass off) things aside from that (and screwing tons of ugly girls) its no good well, the hot to ugly ration is about 1:30 so... ive had a few good lays, thanks achlkey... you really are my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Welcome back hi8is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 just reading simple replys from you guys like that has me laughing my ass off gotta love it =D i think of some of you guys like i do the friends i know in real life because they know me like you i guess it is kinda diffrent to party online and in person same effect is gathered none-the-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 For my 18th my dad bought me Black Velvet and Grand Marnier, and we did shots the night before hunting the past year. At first my uncle told me to sip the marnier. Now I know that I feel less like puking when doing it quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mplssoxfan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Grand Marnier had a fantastic ad slogan a few years ago: "Grand Mariner -- it changes everything." Boy, does it. A funny thing happened on the way to this post. I got a call from a friend who's hosting a Super Bowl party, asking me to bring some Grand Mariner. Weird, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ Jan 31, 2006 -> 12:45 PM) Grand Marnier had a fantastic ad slogan a few years ago: "Grand Mariner -- it changes everything." Boy, does it. A funny thing happened on the way to this post. I got a call from a friend who's hosting a Super Bowl party, asking me to bring some Grand Mariner. Weird, huh? Damn, it warms you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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