Rex Kickass Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 As always, Rex Kickass tested, Mother approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 From the newaphrodisiac soda thread comes this gem QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:58 AM) This, Viagra and the new Vanity Fair and my weekend is set! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Wow, slow month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 From the thread about Cheney shooting a fellow quail hunter. QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Feb 13, 2006 -> 07:21 PM) Hehe, turns out Cheney was hunting illegally. He will be issued a warning citation. (Carries no fine or penalty). But I can still taunt! A $7 quail stamp? But, he didn't shoot a quail, he shot a lawyer. How much is that stamp? Or do they pay you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Another quality post today, this time from the Cubs scam their fans again thread... QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 06:45 AM) -The knothole won't have a view, like the Cubs said it would. -The Club won't be accessible to "regular" season ticketholders, it will be sold separately as a luxury suite. -The new bleacher seats will cost $60 or $20 more per game than the regular old bleachers. -The ballhawks are going to be SOL. http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...-home-headlines In a related story, Chicago White Sox marketing director Brooks Boyer announced that the knothole view of the Bullpen Sports Bar and Grill in right field at US Cellular Field will be obscured by the Commissioner's Trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ^^^^^^^^ OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I recommend this thread for very creative ways of using the quote button http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...8entry1042808 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Steve9347 after being informed that the Sox sold out a May 6th game vs Kansas City because of a Fireworks night: QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Feb 16, 2006 -> 03:02 PM) I dont give a s*** if they blow up an atomic bomb... sold out against the royals?? haha(!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Also from the Cheney thread: QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 17, 2006 -> 10:40 AM) This thread needs to die. QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 17, 2006 -> 11:23 AM) Somebody call Cheney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I was about to add this QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 17, 2006 -> 12:40 PM) This thread needs to die. QUOTE(mreye @ Feb 17, 2006 -> 01:23 PM) Somebody call Cheney. It's YASNY's funniest contribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 17, 2006 -> 02:31 PM) I was about to add this It's YASNY's funniest contribution :headshake Gee thanks, old buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 18, 2006 -> 03:48 AM) :headshake Gee thanks, old buddy. I kid because I care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) from SSH2005 Barry's real comments: "I'm not playing baseball anymore after this," Bonds told USA Today in a telephone interview. "The game [isn't] fun anymore without steroids. I'm tired of all of this steroid testing going on. I want to play this year out, hopefully win with the benefit of steroids, and once the season is over, go home and be with my family. Maybe then everybody can just forget that I used steroids." and then samclemens jesus, thats an open admission of steroid use. if he ever gets into the hall of fame, i will seriously cry. Edited February 20, 2006 by mr_genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 CrimsonWeltall on Presidents Day: I will give hats off to 27 presidents. The rest can go f*** themselves. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Feb 18, 2006 -> 02:47 PM) So the Sox DID get something for Willie Harris after all??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Rex in the "Malimony" thread: Perhaps you can trap lightning in a bottle.... Newlyweds 2: Nick and Ashlee. The right man for the wrong Simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 southsideirish71 channels the spirit of Harry Doyle talking about the Indians new TV network. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...dpost&p=1048247 Harry Doyle "Welcome to local Access TV 44, Wahoo TV central everybody. We are looking to start another campaign at the Reservation this year against the hated pale hose from the 2nd city. Today we will have an interview from Japanese pitcher Tadano. Who appears to be some sort of cult movie star. We will be showing a few of his clips during the commercials for Big Als Bowl-o-rama. Hey everybody, don't forget about die hard night here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 KWs WSCR thread regarding Bobby Jenks' weight and shoulder issues affecting his 2006 closer status - Dick Allen wrote: QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 28, 2006 -> 12:28 PM) I am not ready to put all my eggs in the Bobby Jenks' basket just yet. Al Lopez's Ghost responded with the expected Jenks fat joke: QUOTE(Al Lopez's Ghost @ Feb 28, 2006 -> 12:37 PM) Because he would eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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