Muslim thugs burn embassies in Syria

[Balta1701]

Nuke, this one's for you.

 

[NUKE_CLEVELAND]

Nuke, this one's for you.

 

 

 

f***ING PRICELESS!!!!

 

 

LOL!

[Controlled Chaos]

The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance

 

The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance

Feb 13, 2006

by Mike S. Adams

 

Dear (NEA Chairman) Dana Gioia:

 

I write to you today, not with a request, but with a demand. I’ve been sitting back patiently while the NEA has been promoting anti-Christian “art” for a number of years. In fact, one could say that I have been supporting it, too, given that my tax dollars have been spent on this garbage. And maybe I’ve been supporting it in another way by refusing to write you to express my frustration. That is, until now.

 

In the spirit of the “separation of church and state,” my demand is that you commission a painting – fully funded with tax dollars – that has one intention and one intention only: To offend Muslims everywhere.

 

 

This new painting will help the NEA avoid any accusations of state sponsorship of religion by insulting some religion other than Christianity. In the past, you’ve supported the “Piss Christ” and the “Elephant Dung Mary.” Now, I’m asking you to fund the “Queer Muhammad.”

 

For this painting, I want the artist to put the Prophet Muhammad in a pink bathrobe. I also want him holding a little toy poodle. Finally, I would like you to feature him reading a copy of “Playgirl” magazine. If you want to get daring, you can also feature him French-kissing Salmon Rushdie. Or better yet, feature him French-kissing Jacques Chirac.

 

Regardless of the precise form it takes, I want five million reproductions of the “Queer Muhammad” in poster form. It may sound like a large order for a first printing. But here’s what I intend to do with them:

 

First, I’m going to staple a “Queer Muhammad” on the door of Barbara Streisand. She’s been a real pain in the ass throughout this whole War on Terror. I want to see whether she gains some respect for George W. Bush after Islamic fascists torch her Southern California estate – all for expecting adherents to the “religion of peace” to be as tolerant of homosexuality as Hollywood liberals.

 

And, then, I’m heading to the Upper West Side to place a “Queer Muhammad” on the door of Michael Moore. That fat joker will be begging Charlton Heston for a gun by the time the New York City Muslims throw their first Molotov cocktail.

 

Next, we’re off to Colorado to the home of Ward Churchill. After I place a “Queer Muhammad” on his home, I’ll put one on his office door at the university. And, while I’m at it, I’ll hit the office doors of every anti-war professor in America.

 

I also plan to visit all those professors who have “Darwin fish” on their university office doors. For years, they’ve been desecrating a sacred Christian symbol with impunity. Come to think of it, many have been desecrating an Old Testament religious symbol by using rainbows as a backdrop for those “celebrate diversity” bumper stickers. When they place those on their office doors, they do more than just promote acceptance of sodomy. They ridicule a covenant between God and Noah.

 

Maybe after the Muslim Student Associations begin ripping down the “Queer Muhammad” posters – always leaving the Darwin fish intact - some of these professors will begin to realize that white Christian heterosexual males really aren’t so bad after all. And maybe some will realize that young Muslim males are the most dangerous demographic group on the face of the planet.

 

But the professors and the movie stars won’t be the only ones included in my little experiment in tolerance and diversity. I want to make sure to include members of the gay community, too. That’s why the “Queer Muhammad” will be posted on the door of every gay bar in San Francisco.

 

Under my plan, when California Muslims attack these businesses, the gay political lobby will finally have some use for politically correct and seldom-used “hate crimes” legislation. It will also give that large segment of the gay population – the ones who always need something to whine about – something legitimate to whine about. And it will give Christians a break from the gay mission to invade and pervert the Christian clergy.

 

That will leave me with about four million “Queer Muhammad” posters for the most ambitious aspect of my plan. This involves hanging posters on the doors of every active member of the National Rifle Association. When the Islamic fascists begin hurling stones at the houses of NRA members, many of my brothers (and sisters)-in-arms will start heading for the nearest gun safe. I know I will.

 

Maybe a few of these violent Muslims will survive their attack on the First Amendment, after it is thwarted by the Second Amendment. If so, I have a special plan for the Islamic fascist survivors. This plan was inspired by my realization that so many members of the anti-war movement are also members of the pro-gay movement. Here it is, in all its leftist-inspired brilliance:

 

The NRA members whose homes were attacked will all petition local Democratic prosecutors, the media, and even their Democratic legislators to charge the fascists with hate crimes for attacking the image of the “Queer Muhammad.” This will draw a line in the sand for these Democrats. Will they side with the Muslims against the gays? Or will they side with the gays against the Muslims?

 

If things work according to my plan, we will be able to kill off a lot of these Muslim terrorists and simply claim self-defense. Even better, we’ll cause significant division and strife among the American Left. After it all goes down, I’ll head to my refrigerator instead of my gun safe.

 

Then I’ll drink a nice, cold Carlsberg. Bottled and brewed by our allies in Denmark.

[Balta1701]

More Cartoons that might offend the Middle east

[Balta1701]

11 people killed along with a high number of injuries during a protest at an Italian embassy in Lybia.

[bmags]

11 people killed along with a high number of injuries during a protest at an Italian embassy in Lybia.

 

the bottomest, rightest made me die laughing.

[NUKE_CLEVELAND]

11 people killed along with a high number of injuries during a protest at an Italian embassy in Lybia.

 

 

Savages.

[Flash Tizzle]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060219/ap_on_...zkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

 

I thought I was reading a summary of yesterday's events. Instead, it was more fanactical violence in another continent. I'm wondering when the moment is going to arrive when a country is fed up with the issue and unleashes heavy gunfire upon a crowd. Everyday, protests abrupt. Everyday, they appear to be growing more violent.

 

Think of these excerpts for a second:

One group threw a tire around a man, poured gas on him and set him ablaze.

 

"Most of the dead were Christians beaten to death on the streets by the rioters," Ezeoke said. Witnesses said three children and a priest were among those killed.

 

Sounds like protestors used the occasion as a convenient excuse to kill some of their neighboring Christians. Exactly what you want to do--encite further civil violence and begin a holy war.

[NUKE_CLEVELAND]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060219/ap_on_...zkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

 

I thought I was reading a summary of yesterday's events. Instead, it was more fanactical violence in another continent. I'm wondering when the moment is going to arrive when a country is fed up with the issue and unleashes heavy gunfire upon a crowd. Everyday, protests abrupt. Everyday, they appear to be growing more violent.

 

Think of these excerpts for a second:

Sounds like protestors used the occasion as a convenient excuse to kill some of their neighboring Christians. Exactly what you want to do--encite further civil violence and begin a holy war. 

 

 

I stand by what I said in the thread title. Religon of peace?! My f***ing ass.

[Flash Tizzle]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060219/ap_on_...rophet_drawings

 

Pakistani Capital Sealed Against Protests

 

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Pakistani security forces arrested hundreds of Islamic hard-liners, virtually sealed off the capital and used gunfire and tear gas Sunday to quell protests over the Prophet Muhammad cartoons that were banned after a wave of deadly riots.

 

Elsewhere in the Muslim world, demonstrators with wooden staves and stones tried unsuccessfully to storm the U.S. Embassy in Indonesia, while tens of thousands rallied in the Turkish city of Istanbul and complained about negative Western perceptions of Islam.

 

This thread may go on for another year at this rate. To extremists credit, atleast no deaths were reported.

[mr_genius]

c'mon guys, if you would just be more culturally sensitive none if this would happen. it's all our fault, when will we learn!

 

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

[NorthSideSox72]

I stand by what I said in the thread title.  Religon of peace?!  My f***ing ass.

 

And as many pointed out, your application of this violent pathology to the entire religion is insulting and simple-minded. There are extremists, and there is the rest of Islam. There are large populations of Muslims that represent a large portion of entire countries (Turkey, India, various Stans) that have been largely peaceful throughout the entire post-9/11 era. Can we keep the anger directed at the guilty?

[Rex Kickass]

various Stans

 

The only Stans I've ever known have been baptist. And of course there's St Stans in Michigan City...

[NorthSideSox72]

The only Stans I've ever known have been baptist. And of course there's St Stans in Michigan City...