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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:02 PM)
No, no....we've been through this. Teens and people at other boards think I'm awesome.

 

[/back to killing babies, snorting coke, practicing all sorts of crazy sexual rituals, stepping on puppies, hating on Jews (AND CYBORGS!) and being a usualy liberal democrat]

 

 

As long as you don't molest... you're still cool. ;)

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QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:48 PM)
Tex... I thought long and hard.... hehe.. before quoting him... Longest 3.5 minutes of my day - which would have been made a lot easier if the search feature was back up and running..  :lolhitting

 

The great ones always make it look easy. :cheers

 

I only wish I had Juggerbot off ignore so I could read his posts

 

I guess someone here is a metalhead . . .

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QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:04 PM)
As long as you don't molest... you're still cool.  ;)

 

 

You've seen what Gage does and belongs to......

 

 

I love the new Google Ads. I'm staring an ad for Christian skateboards in the face.

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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:59 PM)
I only know of one or two liberal administrators, and I'm one of them......

It's us liberal mods that are held back by the GOP masters who are keepin' us down . . .

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:09 PM)
So I am covering tree hugging AND immoral sex... Count me as two for two. :cheers

 

Now are you going to join me or what?

Stumpy, that's not what it means to "get wood"

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 01:09 PM)
So I am covering tree hugging AND immoral sex... Count me as two for two. :cheers

 

Now are you going to join me or what?

*Runs his chain saw through SS2k5 and his tree while reading the Bible into a loudspeaker*

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I have to go so this will be my last post for today:

 

The social CON/LIB questionaire:

 

Do you think the government should do nothing about abortion on demand?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think tax dollars should fund contraceptive distribution in HS?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the mention of God, any talk of spirituality, & any reference to the Bible, Koran, Torah, etc. should be forbidden in public schools?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe some illicit drugs (narcotics) should be legal?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the existing porn-culture of America is a good thing?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the age of consent for sexual activity should be lowered to 12?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe Kinsey & the Kinsey Institute has done more good than harm?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the Kinsey institute is right in advocating incest should be legal?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

 

The economic CON/LIB questionaire:

 

Do you believe government should be allowed to grow & raise taxes to solve as many problems as possible?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe America is better off with big government & high taxes?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe government should continue to fund horses*** programs like PPH?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Should the government be in the business of assisting baby-killers?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Are teacher's unions beneficial to education?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think it's reasonable that public education costs on avg $10K/yr pe r child?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think it's reasonable that the avg administrator makes more than the teacher?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

I was considering putting CON always = NO, YES always = LIB up at the top but then I remembered the target audience.

 

If you answered NO to all congratulations! You are part of the higher order of man.

If you answered a few YES, you have some work to do.

If you answered mostly YES, may you seek abortion & the morning pill

as your resolution to procreation.

If you answered YES to all shame, shame, shame! If I offered to find you a job in France would you consider moving?

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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:14 PM)
And we're scolding Juggs for changing the topic.....:P

 

getting back on track; paper to plastic to halograms, we won't have trees during the synthetic age . . .

please don't go

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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 04:16 PM)
I have to go so this will be my last post for today:

 

The social CON/LIB questionaire:

 

Do you think the government should do nothing about abortion on demand? 

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think tax dollars should fund contraceptive distribution in HS?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the mention of God, any talk of spirituality, & any reference to the Bible, Koran, Torah, etc. should be forbidden in public schools?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe some illicit drugs (narcotics) should be legal?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the existing porn-culture of America is a good thing?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the age of consent for sexual activity should be lowered to 12?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe Kinsey & the Kinsey Institute has done more good than harm?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe the Kinsey institute is right in advocating incest should be legal?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

The economic CON/LIB questionaire:

 

Do you believe government should be allowed to grow & raise taxes to solve as many problems as possible?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe America is better off with big government & high taxes?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you believe government should continue to fund horses*** programs like PPH?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Should the government be in the business of assisting baby-killers?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Are teacher's unions beneficial to education?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think it's reasonable that public education costs on avg $10K/yr pe r child?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

Do you think it's reasonable that the avg administrator makes more than the teacher?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

I was considering putting CON always = NO, YES always = LIB up at the top but then I remembered the target audience.

 

If you answered NO to all congratulations!  You are part of the higher order of man.

If you answered a few YES, you have some work to do.

If you answered mostly YES,  may you seek abortion & the morning pill

as your resolution to procreation.

If you answered YES to all shame, shame, shame!  If I offered to find you a job in France would you consider moving?

 

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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 10:05 AM)
  Terrabytes will be a thing of the past. 

 

Now I realize that doesn't mean much for most people but to a computer scientist it's a major change.  Hardware has already out-paced software & that gap is going to widen significantly.  In other words resources won't be a limiting factor to software designers.  That's going to result in explosive growth of robotics & cyborg technology.

How much do you know about technology. Terrabytes are already a thing of the past, I work with thousands of petabytes, and the only limiting factor in technology is hardware. Software is leaps and bounds beyond hardware capabilities, at least in my field.

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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:16 PM)
Are teacher's unions beneficial to education?

NO = CON, YES = LIB

 

 

Boy...if you think Conservatives are against that you really don't know anything.

 

Since I am proud member of the Cook County Teacher's union, I do know that many of my most supportive & vocal union brothers are conservative.

 

But of course these are all your opinions, none of which are based on fact.

You may claim they are...but they are not.

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If you answered NO to all congratulations!  You are part of the higher order of man.

If you answered a few YES, you have some work to do.

If you answered mostly YES,  may you seek abortion & the morning pill

as your resolution to procreation.

If you answered YES to all shame, shame, shame!  If I offered to find you a job in France would you consider moving

 

LOL, I can almost see Juggs patting himself on the back and telling himself he is part of of the higher order of man. I love how this random personal quiz is his proof that we are all lesser than him.

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QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 04:00 PM)
LOL, I can almost see Juggs patting himself on the back and telling himself he is part of of the higher order of man.  I love how this random personal quiz is his proof that we are all lesser than him.

I can see him facing a difficult challenge in picking cereal to begin the day, checking his conservative book, "If you like Cheerios plain, you are right, if you like honey-nut you are left."

 

Then grabbing the box of plain cheerios with a smirk.

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 10:06 PM)
I can see him facing a difficult challenge in picking cereal to begin the day, checking his conservative book, "If you like Cheerios plain, you are right, if you like honey-nut you are left."

 

Then grabbing the box of plain cheerios with a smirk.

:lolhitting

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