Ann Coulter, felon.

[Rex Kickass]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/celebrities/c...secol_0215.html

 

She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs, but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown, hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused.

 

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last week in Palm Beach's council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that could be a big no-no.

 

Coulter, who owns a $1.8 million crib on Seabreeze Avenue, should have voted in Precinct 1198. It covers most homes on her street. Instead, records show, she voted in Precinct 1196, at the northern tip of the island.

 

A fave on the college speaking circuit and the occasional target of cream-pies-to-the-face, Coulter registered as a Republican (no kidding!) with the supervisor's office June 24. That's three months after she bought the home and moved to Palm Beach from Manhattan.

 

Here's the sticky part for The Right's Lady Macbeth: She wrote down an Indian Road address instead of Seabreeze on her voter's registration application. And she signed to certify the information as true.

 

"She never lived here," said Suzanne Frisbie, owner of the Indian Road home. "I'm Ann's Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York."

 

Coulter didn't respond to requests for comment. But the blond GOP pit bull's former agent, Joani Evans, last year told Page Two Coulter left NYC to escape stalkers.

 

Is a desire to hold on to privacy the reason she gave the wrong address?

 

"I know but I'm not going to say," Frisbie replied.

 

No matter, Florida statutes make it a third-degree felony to vote knowingly in the wrong precinct. Lying on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars.

 

"We're not a policing agency," says Elections Chief Deputy Charmaine Kelly. "You do not have to show proof that you live at your address. But when you sign the registration application, you also take an oath that everything you wrote is the truth.

 

"If someone brings us proof that a person falsified a registration, we'll check into it, then refer the matter to the state attorney's office if necessary."

[AbeFroman]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/celebrities/c...secol_0215.html

 

I say lock her up and throw away the key...

 

Just kidding... anyway, I'm pretty convinced she doesn't even believe all the nonsense she spews. She's just really good at giving people (right wing conservatives) exactly what they want.

 

... and that is how you make the big bucks

[YASNY]

She's about as far from center as Michael Moore.

[Texsox]

She's about as far from center as Michael Moore.

 

And just as relevant. I have about the same respect for both of them. They are Howard Stern without the talent.

 

Seriously, if the address change didn't result in her voting in an election she wasn't entitled to, I don't think it's that big of a deal and it certainly doesn't seem like voter fraud was her intent.

 

Now if for some bizarre reason, and I can't think of one, there are a hundred voters registered at that address, I'd be interested, but this is just kind of sad when someone thinks they have to hide from the government.

[CanOfCorn]

A little off topic, but I was listening to Randi Rhodes last night, and let me tell you, as a Democrat myself, I was embarrassed. What are these people doing?

 

She was talking about how she's just a normal woman who wants to see justice being done. Then she went into the Cheney shooting and how she thinks this administration isn't above the law, but IS the law because they didn't release the info for 24 hours.

 

C'mon...it's embarrassing, that's why they probably didn't say anything. Anytime a hunter accidently shoots a buddy, it's embarrassing. It doesn't say anything about Iraqi policy, Halliburton, No Child Left Behind, etc. These left and right radio stations are ridiculous...I say take them all off the air.

 

 

And I say to Coulter...let her swing. Anyone who can be famous for thinking she's smarter than everyone else by using 4th grade recess tactics should be thrown in a room and left there with copies of FHM and GQ for eternity.

[AbeFroman]

A little off topic, but I was listening to Randi Rhodes last night, and let me tell you, as a Democrat myself, I was embarrassed.  What are these people doing? 

 

She was talking about how she's just a normal woman who wants to see justice being done.  Then she went into the Cheney shooting and how she thinks this administration isn't above the law, but IS the law because they didn't release the info for 24 hours.

 

C'mon...it's embarrassing, that's why they probably didn't say anything.  Anytime a hunter accidently shoots a buddy, it's embarrassing.  It doesn't say anything about Iraqi policy, Halliburton, No Child Left Behind, etc.  These left and right radio stations are ridiculous...I say take them all off the air.

And I say to Coulter...let her swing.  Anyone who can be famous for thinking she's smarter than everyone else by using 4th grade recess tactics should be thrown in a room and left there with copies of FHM and GQ for eternity.

 

I agree with you about rhodes. I'm a democrat and she drives me nuts.

[Rex Kickass]

She's a scream but a flamethrower. Pure and simple. Entertaining though, even though when I listen - I do grimace.

[kapkomet]

She's a scream but a flamethrower. Pure and simple. Entertaining though, even though when I listen - I do grimace.

I upchuck, but that's ok. I hate that b****.

[Rex Kickass]

I feel the same way about Ann Coulter.

[kapkomet]

I feel the same way about Ann Coulter.

That's who I was talking about.

[Rex Kickass]

I was talking about Randi Rhodes.

[NUKE_CLEVELAND]

Anne Coulter is one bad weekend away from being Pat Robertson. I really dont have a lot of use for her or her attitude. She does the conservative movement a disservice every time she opens up her yap.

[Balta1701]

A Palm Beach poll worker says he tried to help GOP-loving pundit Ann Coulter vote in the right precinct last week. But, Jim Whited says, Coulter dashed out of the polling place when he told her she needed to file a change of address.

 

"I even ran out after her," he says. "But she was fast."

 

Later, elections records show, Coulter cast her ballot 2 miles up the road — in the wrong precinct.

 

Whited, a former candidate for WPB mayor, was posted at Bethesda-by-the-Sea Feb. 7 as a $185-a-day precinct adviser, records confirm.

 

"Ms. Coulter came to me, and the address we had for her in the computer didn't match the address I know she lives at," Whited says.

 

He says he remembered a Page Two story in April about Coulter, 44, buying a $1.8 million home on Seabreeze Avenue. Yet county elections records show Coulter gave an address in June at the northern tip of the island, on Indian Road, when she registered. Turns out the addresses are in different precincts.

 

"I just told her she had come to the right place, but we needed to fill out a change of address," says Whited, a staunch Republican who says he "likes the girl."

 

Instead, elections records show, Coulter cast her ballot in the town council election at St. Ed's church. That's where north-end Islanders vote.

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