Worriesome article about beer.

[DePloderer]

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should

take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains

female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough

beer, men turn into women.

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour

period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

No further testing was considered necessary

[sayitaintso]

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should

take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains

female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough

beer, men turn into women.

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour

period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

No further testing was considered necessary 

[southsideirish71]

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should

take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains

female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough

beer, men turn into women.

 

 

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour

period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

No further testing was considered necessary 

 

This is Gods way of making sure the Irish never rule the world.

Edited February 26, 2006 by southsideirish71

[G&T]

While its really funny, I thought this joke died three years ago. Of course I was in college back then.