Soxplosion Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 I dont really care how I do it, but someday I wanna be a Marine stationed at Kaneohe, Hawaii, I wanna have a beautiful intelligent wife and I wanna drive a pickup (except for racism, I am kinda a redneck)... I love Forrest Gump. Whatta movie. I love the scene where those confederate redneck bullies are hollering and chasing Forrest down the road throwing rocks at him. Thats funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 My checklist in life Become a successful sports writer Get a wife Grab ass Grab boobs do it lick some make a lot of money get a hot willing wife I'm a little bit of a perv, but so what Wow, you are kinda perverted. Yeah, I look at and make fun of (in a good way of course) every lady butt I ever see, but the thoughts dont complete obsess me they way they do to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 I dont really care how I do it, but someday I wanna be a Marine stationed at Kaneohe, Hawaii, I wanna have a beautiful intelligent wife and I wanna drive a pickup (except for racism, I am kinda a redneck)... I love Forrest Gump. Whatta movie. I love the scene where those confederate redneck bullies are hollering and chasing Forrest down the road throwing rocks at him. Thats funny... RUN FORREST RUN................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 shaved head and yes they love it. depends on which head..........or region of the head......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 I think this from now on should just be our thread for all the ridiculous things we talk about. Like gashs little seminar, from now on, put it here. Talk about girls, or whatever. The only rule is its only for the ridiculous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I got to slap 2 asses today...yeeesss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 4, 2003 Author Share Posted June 4, 2003 I got to slap 2 asses today...yeeesss OK glad to hear it, whata just go up to them and slap........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 talked to her...then I'm like ur tits are real and so I did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 talked to her...then I'm like ur tits are real and so I did it Who said romance was dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Well done champ well done. But a couple of things. 1) If thats really what you said try to say something better. Say something that makes sense. If anybody doesnt need to be told her tits are real, its probably her. Maybe ask if theyre real. Or what size they are. But dont say theyre fake cuz someones gonna get slapped and its probably gonna be you. 2) If thats not the girl your dating Friday, dont let her see you do that. Your relationship wont last long. Trust me, I know. 3) That was the first one. Whatta about the second one you slapped? Howd ya do it? 4) Were they hot? Please dont tell me you went around slapping the dyke's behinds. Alright. I gotta watch good ol Forrest Gump now. Whatta movie. I LOVE the part where those guys are chasing him in the pickup. True rednecks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Well done champ well done. But a couple of things. 1) If thats really what you said try to say something better. Say something that makes sense. If anybody doesnt need to be told her tits are real, its probably her. Maybe ask if theyre real. Or what size they are. But dont say theyre fake cuz someones gonna get slapped and its probably gonna be you. 2) If thats not the girl your dating Friday, dont let her see you do that. Your relationship wont last long. Trust me, I know. 3) That was the first one. Whatta about the second one you slapped? Howd ya do it? 4) Were they hot? Please dont tell me you went around slapping the dyke's behinds. Alright. I gotta watch good ol Forrest Gump now. Whatta movie. I LOVE the part where those guys are chasing him in the pickup. True rednecks... This has been said before I am sure, but...are you for real? That's about as cartoonishly dumb teenager-y as one can get. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 How is that dumb? Im just giving an inexperienced teenager tips. Or is it just that everything I say is dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 How is that dumb? Im just giving an inexperienced teenager tips. Or is it just that everything I say is dumb? It wasnt dumb dude, dont worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 How is that dumb? Im just giving an inexperienced teenager tips Judging by the content and the manner with which you offer it, what are you, Gigolo McGuru? No offense, ok? I mean well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Were cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 5, 2003 Author Share Posted June 5, 2003 Alright. I gotta watch good ol Forrest Gump now. Whatta movie. I LOVE the part where those guys are chasing him in the pickup. True rednecks... UH-OHH dont remind me of rednecks......FORREST Gump, what a great movie just watched it for the who knows how many times 3 weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Theres nothin wrong with rednecks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 Theres nothin wrong with rednecks... .........WELL ok, how much longer is this dam thread goin to be up here BE GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 as long as people are being 'squeezed or patted' this topic will be here. Another burning question is on my mind, what if a girl you really like and want to go out with see's you checking out another chick, does she lose respect for you, because it happened to me, and the girl that I like didn't mention it to me but she acted differently after she caught me...what a dumbass I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 .........WELL ok, how much longer is this dam thread goin to be up here BE GOOD Man when i first saw this thread i thought what the hell? Now the thread is legendary. , lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I love this sexy thread. Maybe we should make porn links to the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 as long as people are being 'squeezed or patted' this topic will be here. Another burning question is on my mind, what if a girl you really like and want to go out with see's you checking out another chick, does she lose respect for you, because it happened to me, and the girl that I like didn't mention it to me but she acted differently after she caught me...what a dumbass I am. Well how the heck were ya checkin her out? If you were just talkin to her I dont see how she could be too mad but it seems like you were doing more than that. All I can say is oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I love this sexy thread. Maybe we should make porn links to the thread. You disturbed little pervert... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 BEING A PERVERT ROCKS!!! JK I'm not really one...I just haven't jerked off in three days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 BEING A PERVERT ROCKS!!! JK I'm not really one...I just haven't jerked off in three days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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