EvilMonkey Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I put this here because Laura Bush is on the page, just in case. http://www.ironhymen.com/ "I used to suffer terribly from dirty dreams about boys. Thankfully, now my Iron Hymen Libido-Be-Gone™ thong panties keep my dreams clean – and my yucky cooter bone-dry!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) "Take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That's why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'" Edited March 23, 2006 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 23, 2006 -> 05:23 AM) so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage I wonder how Hillary would characterize her marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE(WCSox @ Mar 23, 2006 -> 07:07 PM) I wonder how Hillary would characterize her marriage? Complicated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 23, 2006 -> 05:45 PM) Complicated? Open? Edited March 24, 2006 by WCSox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE(WCSox @ Mar 24, 2006 -> 12:31 AM) Open? . . .strained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 when i first saw the title i was gonna make a joke about it but then i saw it was a joke and i was almost disappointed...sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE(bmags @ Mar 24, 2006 -> 03:13 AM) when i first saw the title i was gonna make a joke about it but then i saw it was a joke and i was almost disappointed...sad. I'm just sad because I thought Iron Hymen was going to be a Jewish superhero. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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