southsideirish71 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) Anna and Kris are done If he cheated on her, will she service the entire group of Orioles? Anna Benson, an actress and model who has posed topless, filed for divorce in Atlanta on Thursday. The petition for divorce claims the marriage is "irretrievably broken." If he let little head wander, Anna will take on the entire Oriole locker room in a sex a thon that will make the Vikings cruise seem like a church excursion. Edited March 31, 2006 by southsideirish71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 She will have to go bang all of his old ex-Mets teammates first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 This means I still have a chance. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 This means I still have a chance. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Better double-bag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxpranos Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 06:58 PM) Better double-bag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 How about an episode of love connection where Benson's mystery date choices are A ) the 2005 Vikings Sex Cruisers, B ) O. J. Simpson, C ) Robert Blake, D ) Terrell Owens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I'm flying her out tomorrow morning to tour the facilities. If things work out, she'll be leaving with a contract offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Anna Benson has rescinded the divorce petition she filed in court last week, and wants to try to repair her marriage. Time to change the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 On a side note: i just signed a $1 contract to work for the Orioles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 4, 2006 -> 01:51 PM) Anna Benson has rescinded the divorce petition she filed in court last week, and wants to try to repair her marriage. Time to change the thread title. But I thought that their marriage was "irretrievably broken." :rolly Stupid whore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 The theme song on her website is 'Golddigger'. At least she's up-front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 The theme song on her website is 'Golddigger'. At least she's big up-front. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Her 15 minutes of fame are closing and the slut knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 So in other words... Anna Benson has a more convincing change up than her husband... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 5, 2006 -> 08:49 AM) So in other words... Anna Benson has a more convincing change up than her husband... Better curves too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSox05 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 She went from like kinda of annoying wife of Kris Benson to like ultra annoying asshole. i hope she gets Herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisoxfan79 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Where can I buy a Orioles jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Heres to Kris, and his 5 hours of pleading with the hottest broad he ever touched not to leave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 QUOTE(YASNY @ Apr 5, 2006 -> 08:57 AM) Better curves too. Amen to that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 She went from like kinda of annoying wife of Kris Benson to like ultra annoying asshole. i hope she gets Herpes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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