KevHead0881 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Funny stuff from Jayson Stark's blog on ESPN.com... One thing I'll always try to do in this blog is provide equal time. And Aaron Rowand, the former White Sox World Series hero who is now playing in Philadelphia, petitioned the Federal Stark Blog Monitoring Commission for equal time after reading my account of the White Sox' three-hour rain delay opening night. Here's the portion of that piece that got Rowand's attention: Asked how they killed all that time, White Sox catcher/witticist A.J. Pierzynski revealed: "We sat around and watched the World Series DVD for a while there -- and made fun of everyone who showed up on it. But mostly Aaron Rowand." Rowand, alas, wasn't around to defend himself, since he was traded to the Phillies over the winter. But he still managed to take part in the rain-delay ridicule festivities. "Yeah, we were texting him back and forth," said his buddy, Pierzynski. "About the best [insult] he came up with was [to Pierzynski]: 'Get a haircut.' But I told him he was just jealous because he doesn't have any hair." Well, that, Rowand said, wouldn't be an exact or fair representation of his side of the ragging. "I told him he had a mullet," Rowand reported, "and I told him to break out a curling iron -- so at least the fans could see the name on the back of his jersey. He really didn't say much after that." Somehow, we both suspect there's a Pierzynski retort coming real soon. And your faithful blog correspondent will be sure to pass it along immediately. Out of respect for the equal-time provisions of the Federal Stark Blog Monitoring Commission Act of 2006, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 i miss aaron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeBatterz Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Based on Anderson's start, maybe the Centerfielder that Kenny trades for at mid-season will be Aaron. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoeLessRob Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 QUOTE(JoeBatterz @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 10:36 AM) Based on Anderson's start, maybe the Centerfielder that Kenny trades for at mid-season will be Aaron. :-) Maybe, I was looking forward to seeing Carl return however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxgt Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 QUOTE(ShoeLessRob @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 11:42 AM) Maybe, I was looking forward to seeing Carl return however... dont even play like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I love the STOOGES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I really like reading things like this because we can all relate to this. I have one friend who's hair is just out of control and we always tell him to get a haircut. Pretty cool story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmmmbeeer Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Apr 16, 2006 -> 01:06 PM) I really like reading things like this because we can all relate to this. I have one friend who's hair is just out of control and we always tell him to get a haircut. Pretty cool story. what're the chances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Give Anderson to Philadelphia for Rowand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Aaron? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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