cwsox Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 what is the most unusal place in which you have ever masturbated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 what is the most unusal place in which you have ever masturbated? Masturbation and fornication is wrong. Maimonidities and Rashi spoke vociferously against it. Look what happened to Stevie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 what is the most unusal place in which you have ever masturbated? How does one masturbate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 How does one masturbate? With one's foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Masturbation and fornication is wrong. Maimonidities and Rashi spoke vociferously against it. Look what happened to Stevie. I hope your joking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 How does one masturbate? Find something on you body that looks like this: hopefully the one on your body will not be blue but will match you normal untanned body color. Apply a liitle hand lotion or vaseline in your hand and apply vigorously to the said (hopefuuly not blue) body part. You may think about Jose Valentin; you may think about Aaron Rowand's wife (if you've seen her, you know what I mean, he went major league in one area of his life), or reflect on the concept of a certain board member who is "doable" (for further insight, contast RPS). Do it for a few minutes and the end result should be, if you have done it right, something that resembles the release of whipped cream from a can of Redi Whip. I hope I have answered your question well enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Find something on you body that looks like this: hopefully the one on your body will not be blue but will match you normal untanned body color. Apply a liitle hand lotion or vaseline in your hand and apply vigorously to the said (hopefuuly not blue) body part. You may think about Jose Valentin; you may think about Aaron Rowand's wife (if you've seen her, you know what I mean, he went major league in one area of his life), or reflect on the concept of a certain board member who is "doable" (for further insight, contast RPS). Do it for a few minutes and the end result should be, if you have done it right, something that resembles the release of whipped cream from a can of Redi Whip. I hope I have answered your question well enough. Brando told me Jose was his, and off limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 With one's foot REALLY,....... ive never masterbated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 :finger :fyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Really i think that pic is kinda tacky. I mean kids visit this site dont they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 that is a piece of art, not anything rel - given the general language on the site, I doubt we have many kids here if any at all - and given some other conversations, I don;t know why a piece of art would be troublng - but if it is, I will gladly take it down, delete the post, not my intent to offend - question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 umm that one is a little blue....lack of masturbation???? or too much???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 by the bmr, never ask a queston that you don't want the answer to - it is late here, 11:30, so 8:30 out west - when I check the board in the morning, if there is consensus it should be deleted, it will be and I'll take down any replies which have the pic in it - really didn't mean to offend, my mood was altered by reading the entire Limp Bizket discussion as well as some other prior threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 its not offensive.. but can you straighten it out just a little.. its leaning to far over ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 that is a piece of art, not anything rel - given the general language on the site, I doubt we have many kids here if any at all - and given some other conversations, I don;t know why a piece of art would be troublng - but if it is, I will gladly take it down, delete the post, not my intent to offend - question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 and this posses another question.... exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??????? the world may never know...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 by the bmr, never ask a queston that you don't want the answer to - it is late here, 11:30, so 8:30 out west - when I check the board in the morning, if there is consensus it should be deleted, it will be and I'll take down any replies which have the pic in it - really didn't mean to offend, my mood was altered by reading the entire Limp Bizket discussion as well as some other prior threads Dude im not offended. Just seems odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Yeah. Fair, and I appreciate the honest answer. I am thinking on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? NOPE, no one would complain, including me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? NOPE, no one would complain, including me I wasnt complaining. I have one of my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? NOPE, no one would complain, including me I wasnt complaining. I have one of my own. have you got a spare you can loan out for a while?????? lol lol lol lol......sorry couldnt resist asking........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 question though, if it were breasts, would it get the same reaction? NOPE, no one would complain, including me I wasnt complaining. I have one of my own. have you got a spare you can loan out for a while?????? lol lol lol lol......sorry couldnt resist asking........ lol no but i heard they sell those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 be that as it may.. blue is just not my color.......... besides that one looks a little defective....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 be that as it may.. blue is just not my color.......... besides that one looks a little defective....... mine is defective too. It keeps leaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 but is it blue and crooked???? then its not that defective.... a little leakage here or there is ok and can be dealt with reasonably....... but the blue doesnt go with anything i have around the house and the crooked thing..... well.....i prefer mine straight up with no twist........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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