Soxplosion Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Youre right hsc. And also, some Cubs fan at mlb have said they are ready to accept whatever we have to dish out. Im leaving to watch the Sox game now but this will be news for a while. Plenty of time to troll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I better hear some "Corky" chants at the Sox/Cubs game this year, assuming he's still playing at that point That'd be a great shirt to sell. Split photo of ShamME on the left and Corky from that old TV show, "As Life Goes On" on the right with, "Notice the difference?" printed underneath it. Wait a minute..... that could be offensive to people with Down Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 i hereby trademark the phrase "got cork".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 the name "corky the bat" is mine ™ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sammy has a bat in the Hall, the bat when he hit #500. Crack it open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sammy has a bat in the Hall, the bat when he hit #500. Crack it open. Funny you should metion this.. I just got off the phone with a friend who said the same thing. I made a post a loooong time ago that Sosa was corkin'. I got the tip from another player who was corkin'. He swore to me they were using the same guy. I have no reason to doubt that information now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I hate to ruin the fun....because this is fun....but how much do you wanna bet that most of this s*** gets buried in the backpages of the Trib? I personally don't really care that the Trib will most likely cover it up....because ESPN and FSN will bring the s*** out to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I better hear some "Corky" chants at the Sox/Cubs game this year, assuming he's still playing at that point you know how basketball fans chant "airball" in perfect tune? After the Belle incident when he was still with Cleveland, Sox fans did the "corked bat" chant in perfect tune - and I am sure we will do it for Sosa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 This was all a misunderstanding. After running off at the mouth for the 200th time his agent told him to "PUT A CORK IN IT" he just was confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 This was all a misunderstanding. After running off at the mouth for the 200th time his agent told him to "PUT A CORK IN IT" he just was confused. omg lmao..........put a cork in it..... ya know right now shamme is the laughing stock of mlb.......everyones crackin wise on it...............when hawk disses ya and laughs his ass off you know you suck....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood miller lite commercials.... taste great.... less filling.......and cut to him and his corky bat......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 on the cubs board they are whining he is innocent, it was not his bat, whine whine whine exucse escuse dumb fans :fyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood miller lite commercials.... taste great.... less filling.......and cut to him and his corky bat......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 we need to take up a collection of cork for sam-me to give on June 27th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 If I go to any Sox/Cubs games this season, I'm corking everything I have..... my pockets, my wallet, my beers. EVERYTHING. I'll then announce that I'm out of cork, turn to a Cub fan, and ask..... "Know where I can get some?" I can SO see you doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sam-me's next endorsement will be for this company: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Ironically I was making cork material for an autocad thing I was playing with at work today...is he going to blame me now? My mom called me to tell me the great news and my first comment was, "How do you think the trib will bury this tomorrow?" :finger Soso! Thank you for proving to be the fake I always knew you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sosa press conference: Apology to all because it was not meant to happen. He picked up the wrong bat and "it happened." He said that it's his BP bat and he feels sorry. He has a really f***ing guilty look on his face though. And some guy asked if he couldn't tell the difference between the two to which he said "I picked the wrong bat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :finger ShamME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bro you forgot an icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sosa press conference: Apology to all because it was not meant to happen. He picked up the wrong bat and "it happened." He said that it's his BP bat and he feels sorry. He has a really f***ing guilty look on his face though. And some guy asked if he couldn't tell the difference between the two to which he said "I picked the wrong bat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :finger ShamME! An irresponsible fake. What a brilliant combination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 anyone whos watching this sorry ass press conference right now has got to be rollin on the floor laughin.... samme says.. im here to apologize....but MY TEAM won tonite to pick me up and im very proud of that.... from t hebottom of my heart i apologize........f*** you shamme......since when does this team belong to you????????? dumbass...... :fyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 anyone whos watching this sorry ass press conference right now has got to be rollin on the floor laughin.... samme says.. im here to apologize....but MY TEAM won tonite to pick me up and im very proud of that.... from t hebottom of my heart i apologize........f*** you shamme......since when does this team belong to you????????? dumbass...... :fyou and he only has corked bats for batting practice to hit home runs to give the fans what they want because he likes to make people happy :puke :puke :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 and he only has corked bats for batting practice to hit home runs to give the fans what they want because he likes to make people happy :puke :puke :puke Of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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