Soxfest Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sammy's excuse is so BULLs*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHatSoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I dont know if this was brought up or not so i might as well post it for all to see from ESPN White Sox catcher Miguel Olivo was suspended for six games in 2001 from the Double-A Birmingham Barons for a corked bat. so it looks like weve got sammy jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Sammy's excuse is so BULLs*** exactly... who the f*** makes a corked bat for "exhibitions"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTC2784 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 exactly... who the f*** makes a corked bat for "exhibitions"? "Exhibitions".... does that include Cub home games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 "Exhibitions".... does that include Cub home games? or does that include the all-star home run derby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I dont know if this was brought up or not so i might as well post it for all to see from ESPN so it looks like weve got sammy jr. Yeah we all knew about that, I think it was an All-Star game or something was his excuse, but Miguel doesn't claim to be the greatest ballplayer ever so the incidents don't compare, Sammy JR that's quite an insult. I am so sorry I missed this game though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTC2784 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Didn't get to read / hear the Chipster's comments on it... what was he saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveland Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 From Telander...............hmmmmm Sosa went away so quietly when McClelland banished him from the game that he made Brett's tantrum in 1983 look like the act of an insane man. Or an innocent man. Or a man with a clear conscience http://www.suntimes.com/output/telander/cs...spt-rick04.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 From Telander...............hmmmmm Sosa went away so quietly when McClelland banished him from the game that he made Brett's tantrum in 1983 look like the act of an insane man. Or an innocent man. Or a man with a clear conscience http://www.suntimes.com/output/telander/cs...spt-rick04.html huh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTC2784 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 This is the line that caught my attention: Sammy Sosa uses a corked bat? Against the Devil Rays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 This is the line that caught my attention: Sammy Sosa uses a corked bat? Against the Devil Rays? yea... he just got caught by the devil rays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 We've been calling him SamME and ShamME for so long, and this justifies it. To Sosa, it's all about "ME". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 If I go to any Sox/Cubs games this season, I'm corking everything I have..... my pockets, my wallet, my beers. EVERYTHING. I'll then announce that I'm out of cork, turn to a Cub fan, and ask..... "Know where I can get some?" I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!" BTW, ESPN is already planning something on Sosa for their Outside The Lines Nightly on Wednesday night. The lovable teddy bear image is now tarnished. And was his weak-ass "batting practice bat" excuse the worst ever??? "Cork beeeen berry berry goo too meeeee!" SAY IT AIN'T LOADED, SAMMY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!" Oh! This is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!" BTW, ESPN is already planning something on Sosa for their Outside The Lines Nightly on Wednesday night. The lovable teddy bear image is now tarnished. And was his weak-ass "batting practice bat" excuse the worst ever??? "Cork beeeen berry berry goo too meeeee!" SAY IT AIN'T LOADED, SAMMY!!!! Yeah i think his excuse is almost as pathetic as he is..............what a f***ing piece of s***!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 GLAD this happened that way we have a good discution in baseball BE GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Wife beating.... swept under the rug Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug "Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Wife beating.... swept under the rug Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug "Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless LMAO JR has to be the happiest guy in town. Sox fans have something to smile about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 That'd be a great shirt to sell. Split photo of ShamME on the left and Corky from that old TV show, "As Life Goes On" on the right with, "Notice the difference?" printed underneath it. Wait a minute..... that could be offensive to people with Down Syndrome Will the real Corky please stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I have another good t-shirt idea: On the Front: WE GOT WOOD.... On the Back: ...AND CORK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Chappas Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 My Detroit Red Wings jersey for Bob Corkum will come in handy. Now if he and shamee were the same number....wait........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winning Ugly Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Well apparently the word now is (from sportscenter) that the owners of his bat from HR #498 will crack it open and see if there's cork in it. That would suck for Sammy if there was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Well apparently the word now is (from sportscenter) that the owners of his bat from HR #498 will crack it open and see if there's cork in it. That would suck for Sammy if there was. Do they know what an xray machine is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Do they know what an xray machine is? Maybe they'd just rather crack it open now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Wife beating.... swept under the rug Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug "Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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