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I dont know if this was brought up or not so i might as well post it for all to see from ESPN

 

 

 

so it looks like weve got sammy jr.

Yeah we all knew about that, I think it was an All-Star game or something was his excuse, but Miguel doesn't claim to be the greatest ballplayer ever so the incidents don't compare, Sammy JR that's quite an insult. I am so sorry I missed this game though.

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If I go to any Sox/Cubs games this season, I'm corking everything I have..... my pockets, my wallet, my beers. EVERYTHING. I'll then announce that I'm out of cork, turn to a Cub fan, and ask..... "Know where I can get some?"  :headbang

I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!"

 

BTW, ESPN is already planning something on Sosa for their Outside The Lines Nightly on Wednesday night.

 

The lovable teddy bear image is now tarnished.

 

And was his weak-ass "batting practice bat" excuse the worst ever???

"Cork beeeen berry berry goo too meeeee!"

 

:o SAY IT AIN'T LOADED, SAMMY!!!! :o

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I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!"

 

Oh! This is great! :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang

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I would definitely bring some tape and a bunch of corks from wine bottles, then buy a little Cubby souvenir bat and stick the corks all over it. Then hold it up and yell, "I found a bat if you need one, Sammy!!!!"

 

BTW, ESPN is already planning something on Sosa for their Outside The Lines Nightly on Wednesday night.

 

The lovable teddy bear image is now tarnished.

 

And was his weak-ass "batting practice bat" excuse the worst ever???

"Cork beeeen berry berry goo too meeeee!"

 

:o  SAY IT AIN'T LOADED, SAMMY!!!!  :o

Yeah i think his excuse is almost as pathetic as he is..............what a f***ing piece of s***!!! :)

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Wife beating.... swept under the rug

Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug

"Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug

coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug

Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless

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Wife beating.... swept under the rug

Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug

"Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug

coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug

Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless

LMAO

 

JR has to be the happiest guy in town. Sox fans have something to smile about

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That'd be a great shirt to sell. Split photo of ShamME on the left and Corky from that old TV show, "As Life Goes On" on the right with, "Notice the difference?" printed underneath it.

 

Wait a minute..... that could be offensive to people with Down Syndrome  :headbang

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Will the real Corky please stand up.
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Wife beating.... swept under the rug

Comparing himself to Jesus... swept under the rug

"Flintstone Vitamins"....swept under the rug

coming to camp 20 lbs lighter after steriod testing begins...swept under the rug

Getting busted with a corked bat on national TV...Priceless

LMAO

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